say something about ... yourself!

Good luck wearing a spandex full body suit in 90 degree weather.

lol silly goose

Oh yeah, and DT are gonna be in Philly on Friday, July 31. Just to let you know.
 
I heard about that Cara and was wondering if your house got blown away!

anyway...my grandmother is a sadistic cunt and i hate her...shes moving (unfortunately not far away) and my dad was helping her clear out her shit...shes giving most of her stuff to us (which we in turn will sell) but one thing she gave us...It was a bird cage and in it was a very malnourished horribly neglected love bird...The poor animal's cage looked as if it hasnt been cleaned in many months and had no food and water...I was so disgusted i was in a tirade of silent rage (my neice is here so i couldnt really go off..) I cleaned out the poor things cage, gave him food and water and a place in the living room to hang...he seems to have been plucking himself for part of his breast is missing feathers and his back in between his wings has no feathers either...hes very thin and pathetic looking..I took it upon myself the mission of saving this poor thing from death..apparently she had been starving him for as soon as i put seed in his dish, he went to town on it big time...(the feed she gave us was over a year old and full of bugs..) i couldnt believe someone could do this to an innocent bird...i have two other birds i just love..the little guy doesnt even have a name...[/rant]
 
Man that sucks...the part about the bird.

However, you don't hear too often, "My grandmother is a sadistic cunt and I hate her." Lots of originality points for that one.
 
I had some milf from down the street show up at my door today. I think she was a milf, she was late 20's early 30's or something. Out of instinct I adressed her as "ma'am". But then I wondered, I might be 19 but I look a lot older. What age do I draw the line in calling a woman ma'am so as not to offend her?
 
this woman is truly an agent of evil...its really a long story about her greedy evil deeds but i never once imagined to put Cruelty to Animals down as one of them...it really almost made me sick to my stomach...
 
Det Som Engang Var said:
I had some milf from down the street show up at my door today. I think she was a milf, she was late 20's early 30's or something. Out of instinct I adressed her as "ma'am". But then I wondered, I might be 19 but I look a lot older. What age do I draw the line in calling a woman ma'am so as not to offend her?
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John, it seems like you need to read this.


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I'm pretty damn sure if I addressed a milf as ma'am and she didn't think she was old enough for the title she might take offense which means less chance of sex right?

If I'm wrong go ahead and tell me.
 
Det Som Engang Var said:
I'm pretty damn sure if I addressed a milf as ma'am and she didn't think she was old enough for the title she might take offense which means less chance of sex right?

If I'm wrong go ahead and tell me.
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You see man, you're putting the pussy on a pedestal.
 
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