say something about ... yourself!

[ScientistOfDarkness]

In all seriousness though, I think my mother had to shave her upper lip for years after the ovaries died and got removed. Then it all stopped suddenly.

Great. Add it to the list. I'm a bearded lady with a hole cluster phobia.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Bleh. You know we usually have the volcano awaken near the same time. I may start soon! :zombie:

Haha I'm in the middle of mine! Last month I remember we are around the same time! UGH this was a bad month for me, such bad cramps I want to cryyyyy

 

[Captain Beard]

EVERYONE ON THEIR PERIOD REMOVE YOUR BRAS AND TAKE PHOTOS WITH YOUR SHIRTS ON!

 

[Morganna]

I'm not on mine yet, but I could have sworn I've been PMSing early this month. It's been kind of fruity, get it late, get it early.

 

[Captain Beard]

Fruity? Your crotch smells of elderberries?

 

[Morganna]

Hahhah, you got me!

Smells like a jelly donut.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Ughhh I feel like shit. But I just took Sunday off from work so I don't wanna miss another day.

 

[Shpongled]

I got my 2nd stripe on my white belt last night, and tonight we've got a #2 in the world black belt coming to train with us

 

[Brooks]

I'm gonna be interviewing Sleepytime Gorilla Museum for my website, DownPick.... anyone have any questions they want me to ask?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Ask Carla if she'll marry me.

edit: serious question was stupid.

I'd like to know what the fuck Angle of Repose is about.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Ughhh I feel like shit. But I just took Sunday off from work so I don't wanna miss another day.

I want to go hoooome. I think that filthy Mexican gave me swine flu.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Jews did Swine Flu, you only did it to yourself.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

No it was definitely the Mexicans.

Happy Cinco de Mayo, by the way. If I wasn't sick I'd have a margarita when I get home.

 

[Brooks]

Ask Carla if she'll marry me.

edit: serious question was stupid.

I'd like to know what the fuck Angle of Repose is about.

I'm not to into asking what 'songs are about'.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

duh

 

[Shpongled]

Ask them where the best burger they've ever had was at. I asked Trevor from Unearth on Saturday and he went into a crazy story about how amazing the burgers in Holland were. He seemed really stoked on the question haha.

 

[Shpongled]

Ask em to rate the last movie they saw on a scale of 1 - 10.

 

[Lordlucid]

No it was definitely the Mexicans.

Happy Cinco de Mayo, by the way. If I wasn't sick I'd have a margarita when I get home.

You should do it anyway.

 

[Brooks]

Ask them where the best burger they've ever had was at. I asked Trevor from Unearth on Saturday and he went into a crazy story about how amazing the burgers in Holland were. He seemed really stoked on the question haha.

Good idea! Though I wouldn't be surprised if they're a band of vegans or fruitarians or something silly. Maybe 'when was the last time you ate a burger?' or something like 'you've been on tour for just over a month. what exactly have you been eating?'

Rather than asking them boring old 'questions' about what their songs are about (will), I think it would be better to make humble, yet provocative statements or inquiries to get their brains grinding and mouths moving!


This is gonna be my first 'exclusive' interview, so I definitely value your advice, sir!

 

[Shpongled]

- Would you rather listen to music through headphones or speakers?

- What are your thoughts on spiders? Love them, hate them?

- Describe the last picture you took.

- What was the last thing you bought or sold on ebay?

- Can you remember your earliest memory, as far back as you can think?

- In addition to where's the best burger, ask them to describe their favorite burger (or any other foodstuff).