So...Paganfest II!
This concert was already awesome from the beginning because somebody else drove the 2 hours to Covington and I rode along. Covington seems like a chill little town, right across the river from Cincy but very much like it. The roads are insane. The venue, The Mad Hatter, looked like a strip club, complete with pink neon lights around the walls. Good sound though.
Anyway, the bands:
Swashbuckle played pirate metal, complete with costumes and accents. They were a lot of fun once you realized they didn't take themselves any more seriously than they looked. "YAR, IF YE DON'T LIKE IT, YE CAN SUCK ON SOME COCKS, AND LICK SOME TAINTS!"
Blackguard was like Canada's Dragonforce. Lots of energy, but you get the feeling they're going to fizzle out rather quickly. A little too flashy. There was a funny moment with some drunk Kentucky hick stumbling up to the stage, getting hold of the microphone, and saying "I'm gonna go to the bar and get me a Pabst Blue Ribbon." He then did so. Let it never be said Kentuckians aren't men of their words.
Moonsorrow started out looking sort of unenthusiastic, opening with Sankarihauta and playing it rather slowly. They really picked up as they went along, though, good show by the end of it.
Primordial killed everything. That's all that needs to be said.
By the time Korpiklaani got on stage, they were the only sober ones in the room...or maybe there were some more standing off to the side, and I was too drunk to see them. I don't know. But while they played, there was dancing, drinking, beer being dropped, beer being raised, beer bottles being tapped on and fizzing everywhere, beer being poured/thrown out over the audience, and beer being sung-about. Some technical difficulties with the accordion guy's microphone (who the fuck cares?) caused about a 15 minute interruption. When they got back onstage, however, everyone was even more drunk than before so no one was bothered by it. Such a fun show.
And finally, I was only conscious through about half the drive back. Good times.