say something about ... yourself!

Trying to talk her into making it a curry masala. She said with more yogurt/cream and less tomato, it's possible.
 
I was hoping you were ready for disciplining into the art of anal expulsion that causes psychological damage. I fear my goals are set too high.
 
I have to walk down to the store because I forgot to buy cigarettes and snack food yesterday... and I'm 6 hoegaardens in so driving is not an option. :(
 
It's true. Only I was bored within days, unfortunately. But I was only visiting obnoxious relatives, so I doubt they know of good Tasmanian entertainment.