say something about ... yourself!

[Tide In Mind Out]

waterbug: just a big cockroach with wings, that WILL fly at you
every now and then we will have one in the house when it's rainy outside.

never heard of those flies, nope.

 

[Captain Beard]

Will fly at you? Why do they do this? They asking to be killed?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Will fly at you? Why do they do this? They asking to be killed?

They're crrrrrazy

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Holy shit thats scary. I hate the flyers. I hate roaches so much. Soon now that winter has ended they'll be back and my cats and I are gonna kill all the little fuckers.

 

[Captain Beard]

You need lacrosse bats! Your animals are all uniting against you!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I kill with a broom. Used to be the roach cane but seeing their guts spew out ruins my appetite sometimes.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

we're having a spring shower* at the moment. it's in the 70's outside right now as it has been for the past several days. but tomorrow will only be 38 DEGREES WITH A CHANCE OF SNOW. ugh.

*actually, make that a spring downpour.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

That's it, I'm moving to Austin or Dallas next year. Maybe. I want to see snow.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

just got rid of a big waterbug that had been watching me poop! i decided to throw away some of the old catalogs/poop reading material we had on the shelf above the toilet, and the moment i started to pull them out this big bastard made his appearance known. after a couple sprays of raid he actually dropped right off the shelf and into the toilet. *flush*

that was easy.

so, at first, i kinda missed the part about you deciding to through away all the magazines and stuff and thought you said you were sitting on the toilet, reached up for a magazine and that was when the water-bug flew out at you, so you were battling it mid-shit. boy, was that ever an interesting visual...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

That's it, I'm moving to Austin or Dallas next year. Maybe. I want to see snow.

*mails you a clump of snow from the front yard that won't melt*

 

[Chromatose]

When I was young I read some dumb book about making a snowman and keeping it in the freezer until summer and then bringing it out.

So I did it, it wasn't that fun.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

you were sitting on the toilet, reached up for a magazine and that was when the water-bug flew out at you, so you were battling it mid-shit. boy, was that ever an interesting visual...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you see it too!!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I was laughing more at your wording.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yup. $21,000+ a semester for a Creative Writing Major at a liberal arts school so i could come up with stuff like "in mid-shit"

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Have you written any books?

 

[Captain Beard]

It took college to get you to write papers exactly like I do, but since I was a kid? Man, our society sucks.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Have you written any books?

i've written books-worth of stuff, but, no, i don't have anything published. there isn't a "Laura James" section in your local bookstore.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I meant any in general. I've been writing a nerdy lotr rip off since I was 8. I always end up scraping it every few years and starting over since my writing was less stupid. But 10 years later it is not finished and I shall start over. It could have been like 20847284728 thousand pages by now.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i do short stories mainly... i have ideas for longer ones and novels and whatnot... i've got a fuckload of ideas - just can't do shit with them. really haven't been writing much of anything lately. bums me out.