say something about ... yourself!

[EricT]

today is my last day at my shitty job! hurrah!

Suddenly slip on the floor, breaking your back and ending your working career and collect Workmans Comp for the rest of your life.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Unlike Will, who's just gotten fatter, so I can't throw him across the stage at Jeff anymore.

"SWEET, HE PUSHED ME ON STAGE... OH SHIT, I'M FLYING RIGHT AT JEFF!"

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I imagine a blurry bullet-shaped Will flying at the stage with one of the shark mouths painted on his face charging Jeff. Kinda like those little bullet guys in Super Mario.

IM GOING TO GETTYSBURG TOODDAAAAAAAAAY. And not work. *HAHA*

 

[Lord Foul]

Well, it's healthy to indulge in your fetishes a little once in a while, lest they build up and fester in you. So do a little civil war masturbation this week, maybe stalk Loomis for no more than 2 hours next week. Then you'll be alright.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

It's Easter, Loomis can have the week off. I'm happy I don't work today because of it's Good Friday and EVERYONE in the great state of Cow-Land will be in the store buying their Easter candy. I don't have to deal with a lick of 'em. HA.

 

[derek]

I just got back from Rome. I'll post some pictures when I sort some other things out.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I had a dream that it was about time for the meat party. But instead of having it here, Derick and I drove to Houston and ended up at John's house. Then a drunk Mexican started banging on the front door...and, that was it.

 

[Lord Foul]

That sounds like it could turn into a different sort of meat party.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I just got back from Rome. I'll post some pictures when I sort some other things out.

Did you cross the Rvbicon?!?!

 

[Lord Foul]

Did you cross the Rvbicon?!?!

Wait, what does Pyrus have to do with this topic?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I have a headache and my pussy hurts.

 

[Captain Beard]

I have 8 tracks from the upcoming Testament album. Do you?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I will shortly.

 

[Captain Beard]

Excellent. We shall review the incomplete album in tandem.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

just had the spicy cheeto shits. it was worth it though.

 

[Captain Beard]

Damn right it is. I should go have some. (Firey Cheetos)

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Excellent. We shall review the incomplete album in tandem.

Maybe later, I'm watching porn now.

 

[Captain Beard]

This is also a good idea. As company will be here later, any attempts to play the organic slide whistle should happen soon. I find it in bad manners to do that in front of other people. Except women, as if I have it out in front of them, they'd probably be the ones playing it.

 

[Captain Beard]

On second thought, sard. Too much effort to do today.

 

[Lord Foul]

If you get to the point where you sard masturbation, I think you are beyond help.