say something about ... yourself!

[Jace_Mereel]

Have done, not ruling out doing so in the future.



Orgasms are a good antidote for cramps.

Indeed. But I get cramps for all of 12 hours or so the day of. Nothing a little aspirin won't take care of.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Thanks for the offer. You flatter me. Really.

Which part? The bleeding face-snogging or the ol' in-out, in-out?

 

[Calamitas1786]

Which part? The bleeding face-snogging or the ol' in-out, in-out?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

 

[Lord Foul]

Basically he's offering to go downtown and give the area a good cleaning.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Basically he's offering to go downtown and give the area a good cleaning.

on an early Thursday

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Wait...no. Cara reminded me that chunkiness is the norm. That's so gross.

In my world, that horrible looking chunkiness is only in the first few days. Like, period started Monday, nastiness comes about Tuesday - early Thursday and now it's as someone called it "natural lube".

 

[Lord Foul]

It's not that great a lube, honestly.



































Besides, tears make the best lube, everyone knows that.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I laughed. Then began to think of the logic behind that. That'd be a lot of tears to make it down there before drying.

I'm going to the gym and/or work out here.

 

[Anvil]

I'll give you a workout.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Oh damn it...

Looks like due to no fault of my own my short lived social life is about to come crashing down.

 

[JenniferGentle]

They're off having sex! Or eating, it's close to dinner time in some areas.

You got it hahaha

 

[Shpongled]

All I've heard from Opeth is "nap time."
I accept your challenge.

If you call it a "sleeper" again, at least I'll know you came to that conclusion AFTER you heard it and your claim holds merit.

 

[Lord Foul]

Indeed. But I get cramps for all of 12 hours or so the day of. Nothing a little aspirin won't take care of.

Wait, did you just turn down 12 hours of orgasms?

 

[Brooks]

There's a cloak in the cot with the dungeon. A habadasher sank into the floor.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

needs to go to the bank to deposit check. might walk around town for a bit since it's so nice... maybe buy a new pair of shoes... go to the gym... i just need to find the motivation to get out of bed.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Is feeling really sick and weird.

 

[Will Bozarth]

it's the alien inside of you

 

[Burti]

Oh damn it...

Looks like due to no fault of my own my short lived social life is about to come crashing down.

Just as long as you have your bros, nothing else matters.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Unless you're straight.

 

[Burti]

Not saying she-meat isn't on the agenda; just that your real friends will always be there for you.