say something about ... yourself!

[Kvlt Wench]

we had a huge conversation about standing or sitting during the wiping process.
I was asking all kinds of random girls about their shitting methods. All of them sit. crazy ass chicks.

I stand! Girls are stupid and obviously don't know what they're doing.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

It must suck to have to wipe when you pee, and not be able to pee conveniently on any object of your choosing.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Seriously. Being able to just whip it out and urinate is fucking amazing.

 

[rms]

whoa

people stand when wiping? wtf

 

[CYP450]

WTF? Who the hell sits down to wipe? I bet these guys piss sitting down too.

 

[Will Bozarth]

If I'm tired enough, yep!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I bet these guys piss sitting down too.

*Curb Your Enthusiasm*

 

[CYP450]

*Curb Your Enthusiasm*

Haha, I love Curb, though I don't think many people got it when I shouted "Carwash cunt!" at a mate (who also watches curb) across the street.

 

[neal]

why would you wipe standing up? i dont get it. you just kinda lean forward and to the side on the seat, opens the cheeks perfectly and you get to business. zero skidmarks here, muthafucka.

 

[slashvanyoung]

Solid game tonight. We could have won 4:0... but 2:0 is alright. Quite some fighting from the Poles, I'm glad nobody got seriously injured.

Good way to start a tournament...

 

[Anvil]

why would you wipe sitting down? i dont get it. you just kinda stand up and bend a tiny bit, opens the cheeks perfectly and you get to business. zero skidmarks here, muthafucka.

 

[Karmic]

funny part being that it was polish guys that made the goals

 

[slashvanyoung]

funny part being that it was polish guys that made the goals

Yeah, as I said, the best Polish players play for our team ... and the Poles have a Brazilian-born player who's got his Polish passport for about a month and doesn't even speak or understand one Polish word. That's kinda ridiculous.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

germany didnt play that great imo. kinda good during the first 20 minutes ... well see how good they are in the next matches

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Soccer is a lame sport.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

it's football iirc and you probably have no idea about it ...

 

[CYP450]

Soccer is a lame sport.

I agree, I used to watch the big games like the world cup finals and champions league, but nowadays it's such a farce with all the diving and arguing with the ref, hooligans etc that I now actively dislike it.

 

[Swabs]

Soccer doesn't exist.

It's called football. It involves a ball and the exclusive use of feet, it's called Football for those reasons.

"Soccer" is gay and wrong.

 

[derek]

Don't start that shit. Football matters to every nation in the world except America, so don't belittle it.

As for the game tonight, I thought Germany were pretty good. Little shaky in some departments (left back and centre back) but they played very good football. The midfield was immense and Podolski looks very much up for it.

 

[Will Bozarth]

watching Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid