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I was at a mall today and there were some great prices on shirts at a JC Penny Outlet store. I bought a Hawaiian shirt and some other button up shirt.
 
I just bought a shit load of pants and shirts for my woman (I didn't pick them out, Only paid) and, wtf is with the fashion. Dress shirts nowadays for women are of the most godawful colors and designs.
 
lol... Mexican fas.... waaait a minute. There was a shit load of mexicans at the stores we went to... Hmmmmm I think you're on to something my good man.
 
My cousin wins retard of the year:

BRIGANTINE, N.J.—If it first you don't succeed ... you probably won't the second time, either. That was the message police in Brigantine had Monday for a man they arrested for burglarizing a van. They charged and released him, only to arrest him again for allegedly doing the same thing to another vehicle almost immediately after being sprung from police custody.
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Frank Ermilio was charged in the first incident with burglary and theft, and released on a summons. He picked up an additional three counts of burglary and two counts of theft for the second incident before being released again on a summons.

No word on where he went after that.

A message left at a telephone listed in Ermilio's name was not immediately returned Wednesday. Two other numbers registered in the same last name rang unanswered Wednesday.

okay, this kid has more money than god, he is set for life... What the fuck is he doing stupid shit like this?

Fucking retarded...
 
My cousin wins retard of the year:



okay, this kid has more money than god, he is set for life... What the fuck is he doing stupid shit like this?

Fucking retarded...

haha, I used to fish down Brigantine all time. Never had anything burglarized though.


ERMILIO!!!!
 
You can nib my pen anyti.....wait, what's a pen nib?

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There was some store we saw at the mall today named something something "Cax and Snax"

Cara said: Cacks and Snacks?!
and I responded: NO, Cakes and Snakes!

They were funnel cakes, funnel cakes MADE OF SNAKES?!