So I just went on a cool mission through the city. And me and the mom I mentioned way back when who comes on to me when she's drunk and my friend were sitting on the couch smoking a blunt. The mom wasn't. Anyway she told me all these things I never knew about the not too distant past.
I was at this miniature party thing and this girl who went around saying she was 17 was fucking everybody! And she blew this fat Asian I hate for 3 handlebars. I knew all that but it turns out she was 14. Holy shit. Makes me wonder how many women lie about their age. I'm glad I was rude to the little whore, I was 18, that's a case.