say something about ... yourself!

[Captain Beard]

Open relationships are funny, but, whatever. I'm more insulted that she linked me to TP than your stance on sex.

 

[Will Bozarth]

better than linking you to RC or CoB

 

[Captain Beard]

Nah, the only thing worse would be GMD. At which point I'd call her a heathen and demand you beat her.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'd lick someone else's cunt, as she can slob someone else's knob.

or vice-versa!

 

[Captain Beard]

Mutual beatings?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Nah, the only thing worse would be GMD. At which point I'd call her a heathen and demand you beat her.

invent a new punishment that will actually frighten me, already!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Mutual beatings?

not what i meant, but still applicable!

 

[Captain Beard]

invent a new punishment that will actually frighten me, already!

LRD will force you to proofread his articles, as he dances around in a blood red, paper-thin dress that doesn't cover his ass. In front of you. Then he shits on your desk. Will might have to rub it in his armpits too.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that's more of a nuisance...

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I want to be like the cool people and use my family coat of arms for my band logo but I don't have it. The old man told me to look on the interwebs but these ancestry websites are useless.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I feel very blah this evening.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I was, but all is better now.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Will found it! Thanks Will!

 

[Captain Beard]

I feel very blah this evening.

Why is this?

Has black truffle and wild mushroom pizza

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Why is this?

Life [/emo]

Guess I'm just starting to become impatient with unemployment.

 

[Captain Beard]

You must remember to sard the impatience, it will come soon. Make Derick scrub your feets or something.

They (management) told me I may not get rehired until the summer. Now THAT requires patience.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

This is my first post in this thread.

 

[Liverslapper]

I want to be like the cool people and use my family coat of arms for my band logo but I don't have it. The old man told me to look on the interwebs but these ancestry websites are useless.

I'm currently bored as hell, and im about to play Starcraft on work


Protoss FTW

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I have Lady-Time cramps. Advil sucks as a pain reliever.

 

[Liverslapper]

Take some Tylenol PM so you can also get some sleep and hopefully, sleep it off.