say something about ... yourself!

When vegans eat cheese, and enjoy it, you know this is good shit. I put it on a chiggen sandwich last last, toasted it, holy shit I almost got an erection while eating. Seriously. my nether regions tingled from the awesome.
 
I just found the best job ever to apply for. You just sit in a call center, and research stuff on then intarweb for idiots who call in and aren't internet savvy enough to do it themselves. Trivial stuff! Movie times, weather, driving directions, etc. But it's in North Dallas which is where I do NOT want to be working again.

*cries*