say something about ... yourself!

[Will Bozarth]

put them in the other kids' bags

 

[Captain Beard]

Nah, I'm thinking 1 or 2 houses, then dragging them back inside for a van ride or other activities where they're in a controlled environment. Client A is pedophillic, and Client B tends to throw tantrums when not given everything he wants, and probably WILL start hitting himself when not given the entire bucket of candy.

/ShhconfidentialinformationIdidn'tactuallypostthat

 

[Karmic]

wait so you put the pedophile IN a van?

 

[Undefined]

Do you actually work with mentally handicapped people?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I'd assume so. Why, want to join them?

I kid, I kid.

 

[Chromatose]

I gave blood today!

now I'm not allowed to drink for halloween partying

BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE BEER SUCKS

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I gave blood today!

now I'm not allowed to drink for halloween partying

BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE BEER SUCKS

Easier excuse than mine. I can't do anything because I have class in the fucking morning so while my friends are out partying and being gay, I'm going to be stuck at home masturbating.

 

[Shpongled]

BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE BEER SUCKS

You're obviously not doing it right! Maybe when your next birthday comes around, you'll be old enough to have legitimate opinions.

 

[Chromatose]

I also had to go to the GYM today so I did that right before giving blood, then when I showed up at the blood drive they took my pulse and were freaking out about my high pulse. I was like CMON GUYS I JUST WORKED OUT, and had to keep getting rechecked every few minutes until it was low enough. The lady checking my pulse was all like "it's really high" and I said "yeah but is it low enough now to give blood?" and she's sayin' "yeah but it's high" and I Say "YES I KNOW I JUST CAME FROM THE GYM ITS NORMALLY LOWER" and she's like "yeah but it's high" OKAY OKAY OKAY JUST TAKE MY BLOOD ALREADY

 

[Chromatose]

You're obviously not doing it right! Maybe when your next birthday comes around, you'll be old enough to have legitimate opinions.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Did you tell her that it even goes higher after sex?

 

[Liverslapper]

wut wut, in the butt.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Steeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeee I want a Rapidshit account naooooooooooo!

 

[Burti]

Easier excuse than mine. I can't do anything because I have class in the fucking morning so while my friends are out partying and being gay, I'm going to be stuck at home masturbating.

At least one thing's going right.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

True.

 

[Nikki]

Just got a call from my friend: "Hey I want a cheese steak, wanna go to Philly with us tomorrow?" .... "Sure!" If possible, I'll take them to that place on South Street. Maybe pick up a few SW comics. Weeeee.

I work tonight, my boss told me I had to dress up so she didn't feel like an idiot. <3

Steaks on South >>>> Jim's

 

[EricT]

Steaks on South sucks. The only thing reasonable with the place is the line... EMPTY.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

So I was told earlier today that we were going to a halloween party... wtf is that shit?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

It's something to do with manmeat, I think.

 

[Morganna]

Yeeeehuh!!

The bones are actually lollipops. Bones instead of paper sticks. HOW CLEVAR.

Cara!!! This is the most awesome cake evah! lol, especially since it looks like you used milano cookies as the grave stones! One of my favorite pepperidge farm cookies next to those brussels.