say something about ... yourself!

[Jace_Mereel]

*facepalm*
But I do love the keyboard when drinking.

 

[Morganna]

Yay unbroken art supplies! It's cool when they think of you as the fun aunt and want to hang around you but once the whining and brick throwing start, it's time for them to goooooooo.

Every time my niece and nephew come over they go into my den and grab stuff and ask if they can have it. I say no and my mom or their parents go "awwwwwwww!". Like I should fucking let them have my limited edition 1979 hockey puck or statue my friend sent me from Israel. FUCK YOUR CHILDREN

haahha! This is true, and boy was it high time that she took her ass home! LOL Al's parents were standing right there when I told her "No, you cannot use my ear buds, use the other pair" I was waiting for them to say something but they didn't.

 

[Morganna]

Speaking of kids, I came in last night and found the little monster had turned on my tube amp and turned the volume all the way up. I heard BUZZING from it. I yelled for roughly 5 straight minutes, mostly incoherent screaming.

OOWWW, it's too bad it's illegal to choke them. Damn, is it permanently broken?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

My friends, my country-men. It had been a good night, but I must say so long. I shall see you in the morning.

 

[JenniferGentle]

I agree with Kevin about the newspaper keepage, and Emily

 

[Nikki]

maybe Will should come to the zoo as well, and Chris, and Emily. Neverboard goes to the Philadelphia Zoo!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

epic

 

[Will Bozarth]

when when when when when?

 

[Nikki]

Sunday

 

[Jace_Mereel]

My meds are making me loopy. I'm concerned that one may make me constipated while the other can cause diarrhea. I don't know what to expect... normal poo? Mmmm, skittles.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'm gonna smoke me Barack O-BOWL-ma right now

Very positive energy today all around. Everyone can feel it.

 

[Undefined]

My meds are making me loopy. I'm concerned that one may make me constipated while the other can cause diarrhea. I don't know what to expect... normal poo? Mmmm, skittles.

Classy lady

 

[Anvil]

Everyone up here I've run into today is just absolutely ecstatic. Happy. It seems everyone is excited that the Americans finally have someone worthy to run a country. The whole west coast up here is pissed off about our own elections, but regardless.

 

[Shpongled]

Brett Dennen is about to perform right outside of my cubicle. Then at 1:30 today, Jessica Simpson will be performing right outside of my cubicle. Pics for proof????

 

[Anvil]

Pull her shirt off.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

eww jessica simpson

 

[Shpongled]

Brett Dennen:

Jessica Simpson is TINY! I never pictured her being so petite.

 

[Undefined]

Dude you better have punched her in the face I swear to Christ! That fucking movie with Dane Cook made me cum blood for a week!

 

[Shpongled]

Your fault for watching it

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

she is really really pretty but ... god, she's like the patron saint of stupid. and she's christian - she's the whole "i love jesus because it's what daddy told me to do" and never actually thought about her faith-kind, too.