Scott shares my opinions on guns...

TD said:
You can anally enter me if you toss my salad! And I will in turn toss yours.
I'd have to strap it on, since I don't come equipt. Good news is you can pick the size AND color. Just remember SIZE ALWAYS MATTERS!
:oops: (this needs to be renamed 'blow'. It doesn't look like 'blush')
 
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of
Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!





 
Skorned1 said:
I'd have to strap it on, since I don't come equipt. Good news is you can pick the size AND color. Just remember SIZE ALWAYS MATTERS!
:oops: (this needs to be renamed 'blow'. It doesn't look like 'blush')
Readeth the quote, the only type of entry I'm allowing you is when you toss my salad. However, if you do something real cool, like let me pee in your box, while jerking me off with your feet, we might get a little crazy. :loco:
 
Although it sounds quite refreshing, I'm gonna pass on the urine douche. As for "tossing" your salad, I already flossed.

Oh, and yes I am flexible enough to do all of that.
 
muffytheVampirelayer said:
jdelphi...you seem like a very smart individual, but sometimes you speak though your ass. If someone was raping your mom, and you came in and shot the rapist, there is a very good possiblity that you would be charged with a felony. You can only shoot and kill someone if your own life is in grave danger. You have your facts mixed up, or you might be confused on the subject.
Actually, you are quite wrong. You can shoot someone if someone is posing an imminent severe physical threat, under which rape falls. The prevention of a major felony also is a defense used in shootings. He would NOT be charged if he walked in on his mother being raped.
 
muffytheVampirelayer said:
And after reading your post Canada has a better education system then where ever the fuck you are from. Go do some more research buddy. You dont have a fucken clue what you are talking about (Canada), because you are so fucken wrong.
Uhh, not to be an ass, but if you are going to belittle someone else's education system, I would make sure I would be able to spell and use grammar properly. Telling someone else that they "don't have a fucken clue" when you just PROVED that YOU don't have a clue doesn't help your case any, either.
 
LORD_GALVATRON said:
Uhh, not to be an ass, but if you are going to belittle someone else's education system, I would make sure I would be able to spell and use grammar properly. Telling someone else that they "don't have a fucken clue" when you just PROVED that YOU don't have a clue doesn't help your case any, either.

2 points here:
A mere spelling error is not indicative of miseducation. If it were, there wouldn't be spell check.

2nd point: modern spelling conventions don't apply to "slang" words, because they are unacceptable in formal writing anyway.
Thanks for your time.
 
TD said:
2 points here:
A mere spelling error is not indicative of miseducation. If it were, there wouldn't be spell check.
I don't recall saying it was, just that it comes off as hypocritical to put down someone else's education with bad grammar and spelling.

2nd point: modern spelling conventions don't apply to "slang" words, because they are unacceptable in formal writing anyway.
Which would only further enforce my point, now wouldn't it? Thanks for YOUR time.
 
muffytheVampirelayer said:
jdelphi...you seem like a very smart individual, but sometimes you speak though your ass. If someone was raping your mom, and you came in and shot the rapist, there is a very good possiblity that you would be charged with a felony. You can only shoot and kill someone if your own life is in grave danger. You have your facts mixed up, or you might be confused on the subject.
If that's the case, then these types of pro-criminal laws need to be repealed. Being charged with a felony might be worth removing a rapist from the gene pool. It all comes down to the jury.