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if you're like me and have a decently sized music collection and have been buying and selling things for a while, then you probably also have a bunch of stuff that is worth so little on the market that you basically cannot even give it away on discogs.
i'm talking the real bottom of the bargain bin stuff here, the albums that NO ONE wants. that you'd have to pay someone to take. the stuff with cut-out barcodes and five layers of price tags, last one being $0.99 and you're the sucker that ended up thinking "what the hey, how bad can it be" and taking it home.
i don't mean to say that these albums necessarily are bad, but just that for whatever reason they are generally undesirable. whether you like them or hate them but can't bring yourself to throw them out, let's talk about them. maybe skip the obvious stuff like the best of deep purple collection you bought at the gas station and go for the real obscure shit.
PRO TIP: if you have your things on discogs you can sort your collection by median value and start from the bottom to unearth some, errr, gems
rutthna "doomsdaylight" (median price $2.99)
this is a member or two from thyrfing doing black metal, distinctly darker than thyrfing of course but you can tell it is related. i always liked thyrfing for the most part and i think this is surprisingly well done too. it's nothing really revolutionary but it catchy, has some Groove(tm) to it and generally decent songwriting.
sapfhier "trollskogen" (median price $2.44)
i LOVE this album. this is "bedroom black metal" at it's finest. i know that the drum and synth sounds are stock from the General MIDI bank that was included with modplug tracker and i'm HERE FOR IT. the fucking troll forest feeling is 100% awesome great and inspired as fuck. this digital early 2000's sound is becoming retro cool in its own right. love it. if you find this for $2.50 buy it, it's the fuckin bees knees
sleeping gods "new sensation" (median price $2.60)
if you ever end up with this album, know that you cannot ever get rid of it. no one will take it. besides having some *TERRIBLE* cover art, it is german and some sort of post-melodic death metal goth whatever. it's like the least cool thing i could imagine. i mean it is clearly completely inessential but does it actually suck? well... truthfully, at its best, it's not that bad. "H99" is a pretty catchy ass song that is turn-of-the-millennium as fuck. if this was swedish and had a niklas sundin photoshop cover it would maybe have done better
madrigal "i die, you soar" (median price $3.24)
a swedish band that was i guess one of nuclear blast's worst signings because while i remember them having a VERY brief moment in the sun (getting interviews in large metal mags etc) in the early 00's, it didn't take long before literally no one cared and the album's been a bargain bin staple ever since. what it is: a bunch of swedes completely ripping off "draconian times" by paradise lost. honestly, you could do worse.
devil's whorehouse "revelation unorthodox" (median price $3.68)
ok let's end with a huge fucking whopper of a stinker. i mean i've never heard this before but i made it through about 30 seconds of the song above so now i'm even more sure it sucks. i ended up with this when buying a huge lot of CD's and it just suuucks. i mean i know it sucks from the cover. i know it sucks because they used the MS Word stock font "Chiller" for the album title. i don't need to hear it. it absolutely sucks ass. i know it sucks because it's MEMBERS OF MARDUK PRETENDING THEY'RE DANZIG AND IT'S RECORDED IN ABYSS STUDIOS I'M PRETTY SURE AND oh my god this is the most embarrassing garbage i think has ever existed. they're trying to be fucking danzig but they're using autotune. the first song i found on youtube is called "bondage goddess". i hate everything about this.
i'm talking the real bottom of the bargain bin stuff here, the albums that NO ONE wants. that you'd have to pay someone to take. the stuff with cut-out barcodes and five layers of price tags, last one being $0.99 and you're the sucker that ended up thinking "what the hey, how bad can it be" and taking it home.
i don't mean to say that these albums necessarily are bad, but just that for whatever reason they are generally undesirable. whether you like them or hate them but can't bring yourself to throw them out, let's talk about them. maybe skip the obvious stuff like the best of deep purple collection you bought at the gas station and go for the real obscure shit.
PRO TIP: if you have your things on discogs you can sort your collection by median value and start from the bottom to unearth some, errr, gems
rutthna "doomsdaylight" (median price $2.99)
this is a member or two from thyrfing doing black metal, distinctly darker than thyrfing of course but you can tell it is related. i always liked thyrfing for the most part and i think this is surprisingly well done too. it's nothing really revolutionary but it catchy, has some Groove(tm) to it and generally decent songwriting.
sapfhier "trollskogen" (median price $2.44)
i LOVE this album. this is "bedroom black metal" at it's finest. i know that the drum and synth sounds are stock from the General MIDI bank that was included with modplug tracker and i'm HERE FOR IT. the fucking troll forest feeling is 100% awesome great and inspired as fuck. this digital early 2000's sound is becoming retro cool in its own right. love it. if you find this for $2.50 buy it, it's the fuckin bees knees
sleeping gods "new sensation" (median price $2.60)
if you ever end up with this album, know that you cannot ever get rid of it. no one will take it. besides having some *TERRIBLE* cover art, it is german and some sort of post-melodic death metal goth whatever. it's like the least cool thing i could imagine. i mean it is clearly completely inessential but does it actually suck? well... truthfully, at its best, it's not that bad. "H99" is a pretty catchy ass song that is turn-of-the-millennium as fuck. if this was swedish and had a niklas sundin photoshop cover it would maybe have done better
madrigal "i die, you soar" (median price $3.24)
a swedish band that was i guess one of nuclear blast's worst signings because while i remember them having a VERY brief moment in the sun (getting interviews in large metal mags etc) in the early 00's, it didn't take long before literally no one cared and the album's been a bargain bin staple ever since. what it is: a bunch of swedes completely ripping off "draconian times" by paradise lost. honestly, you could do worse.
devil's whorehouse "revelation unorthodox" (median price $3.68)
ok let's end with a huge fucking whopper of a stinker. i mean i've never heard this before but i made it through about 30 seconds of the song above so now i'm even more sure it sucks. i ended up with this when buying a huge lot of CD's and it just suuucks. i mean i know it sucks from the cover. i know it sucks because they used the MS Word stock font "Chiller" for the album title. i don't need to hear it. it absolutely sucks ass. i know it sucks because it's MEMBERS OF MARDUK PRETENDING THEY'RE DANZIG AND IT'S RECORDED IN ABYSS STUDIOS I'M PRETTY SURE AND oh my god this is the most embarrassing garbage i think has ever existed. they're trying to be fucking danzig but they're using autotune. the first song i found on youtube is called "bondage goddess". i hate everything about this.