Silly things that make you irrationately/unproportionately annoyed or upset

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Goddamn, I hate this thread.

 

[JBroll]

I know precisely what the title of the thread was, and thought I was over my intense, unexplainable urges to commit unspeakable, violent acts about ANYONE WHO CARES THAT MUCH ABOUT CARS.

Jeff

 

[Dead Winter]

that makes absolutely no sense, defend your actions sir or face looking like and idiot.

Ha! A bit too late for that.

She obviously got asshurt that in my opinion driving tests in America should be done with manual transmissions, as if that were a direct insult to her or her driving ability, so I made it a direct insult to her and her driving ability.

Now I guess I should probably say something chauvinistic having to do with PMS, periods, and Midol so she can comeback with something really mean as usual.

 

[Dead Winter]

I know precisely what the title of the thread was, and thought I was over my intense, unexplainable urges to commit unspeakable, violent acts about ANYONE WHO CARES THAT MUCH ABOUT CARS.

Jeff

You're looking at it too superficially...it's not about the car, it's the driver.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Ha! A bit too late for that.

She obviously got asshurt that in my opinion driving tests in America should be done with manual transmissions, as if that were a direct insult to her or her driving ability, so I made it a direct insult to her.

Now I guess I should probably say something chauvinistic having to do with PMS, periods, and Midol.

It would certainly make this discussion more interesting.

 

[JBroll]

Ha! A bit too late for that.

She obviously got asshurt that in my opinion driving tests in America should be done with manual transmissions, as if that were a direct insult to her or her driving ability, so I made it a direct insult to her.

Now I guess I should probably say something chauvinistic having to do with PMS, periods, and Midol.

I'll respond with statements questioning your sexuality and faults in your mother's discretion! Take that!

Jeff

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Did someone say something about periods? I dropped a chunk into the toilet today that was as big as a small turd. I was disappointed I didn't have my camera.

 

[Dead Winter]

I'll respond with statements questioning your sexuality and faults in your mother's discretion! Take that!

Jeff

Taken!

*asshurt*

 

[JBroll]

You're looking at it too superficially...it's not about the car, it's the driver.

You're missing the point. It's about driving just not being worth several pages of "Oh, well if a velociraptor eats a third of your transmission and you have to get off the island before a nuke goes off and Dokken is playing in the background and it's time to GO FAST and..."

Jeff

 

[JBroll]

Did someone say something about periods? I dropped a chunk into the toilet today that was as big as a small turd. I was disappointed I didn't have my camera.

Is there a point where you stop calling them 'periods' and move on to more enthusiastic punctuation?

Jeff

 

[Super Mahrio]

Did someone say something about periods? I dropped a chunk into the toilet today that was as big as a small turd. I was disappointed I didn't have my camera.

Man. Cramps, i really hate cramps.

 

[Dead Winter]

You're missing the point. It's about driving just not being worth several pages of "Oh, well if a velociraptor eats a third of your transmission and you have to get off the island before a nuke goes off and Dokken is playing in the background and it's time to GO FAST and..."

Jeff

Like I said, it's a silly thing that makes me irrationally upset: bad drivers.

But let's talk more about this velociraptor island with a nuclear bomb and Dokken...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Is there a point where you stop calling them 'periods' and move on to more enthusiastic punctuation?

Jeff

Parentheses!

 

[Shpongled]

I'd rather hear Gojira on Velociraptor Island.

 

[Dead Winter]

I'd rather hear Gojira on Velociraptor Island.

No way...I wanna see George Lynch burst through the jungle with the same outfit he had on in the Dream Warriors video when he bursts through the wall during his solo.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee2YFJKYF8Y&feature=related[/ame]

 

[Shpongled]

I just wanna hear Gojira.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I'm always in favor of rockin with Dokken.

 

[JBroll]

No way...I wanna see George Lynch burst through the jungle with the same outfit he had on in the Dream Warriors video when he bursts through the wall during his solo.

Yeah, but they have to be on a volcano. On an island. With Jeff Goldblum blathering sarcastic, nerdy nonsense because he can. Otherwise, shit.

Jeff

 

[Dead Winter]

Did you ever see Earth Girls Are Easy? Jeff Goldblum is an alien who is quite confused by humans and acts as such...but I couldn't tell if he was acting or just being Jeff Goldblum.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

oh lawd