Silly things that make you irrationately/unproportionately annoyed or upset

[Chromatose]

Yeah then they walk through buildings using them either as canes or just swinging them around. On rainy days I get almost stabbed several times as people twirl around their umbrella canes in crowded hallways.

It made me think of THE PENGUIN today though, and how I was glad these umbrellas didn't have swords and other sharp or explosive objects contained therein.

 

[Chromatose]

I consistently use umbrellas. It's not because I'm worried about my hair as much as I'm worried about the thousand dollars of hardware I carry around.

Stay indoors, ya hippie!

 

[Chromatose]

Triple post.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I have the hugest, most obnoxious double layered windproof golfer's umbrella on the planet, but even it folds up to a nice compact size that I can't impale someone with, the top of it is smooth. I <3 it.

 

[Super Mahrio]

You know what irks me? Gas station vultures! You know who im talking about! Those fools that lurk and lurk and lurk until you finish pumping your gas. They block off the entrances to the other side of the pumps and shit. And when you do finish, they wait impatiently for you to get in your car and move. Or the one that has been lurking and you see the pump free and as soon as you get near it, the vulture squawks: "IVE BEEN WAITING! HELLO!!! IVE BEEN WAITING! D:

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Oooh, and people who mess up the direction of the waiting line. The car that's getting gas is facing one direction, another car comes up behind it facing the same direction, waiting in line just like they should. Then some dumbass pulls up on the other side, facing the other direction, essentially blocking in the car that's getting gas. Go to another pump, idiot! Gah.

or, is that what you're talking about, Mah

 

[Super Mahrio]

Thats the ritual of the Petrol Pump Vultures, yes!

 

[Djöfull]

Ass cleavage hair and arse acne.

 

[Lunar Still]

This just happened today!

I hate it when I've been at work all day long, not having moved my pants for several hours, then when I adjust them my underwear gets shifted in the process, and the skin where the elastic band of my boxers has been sitting all day long gets irritated and itchy. Then I have to either pull them up higher and look like an old man, or push them lower and look like a plumber.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

This may have been mentioned, but - slow ass motherfuckers at the drive-thru. Don't ask the people of the talk box what kind of sauces come on various items. Don't get your change and count every penny and meticulously put every coin/bill into the correct spots in your wallet/purse. Don't grab your bag of food and check every item to see if it's correct. If you're gonna do that shit, pull up and GTFO of my way so I can get my goddamn tacos.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

People who buy something and then just stand there at the counter forever, putting away their money/credit cards or getting out their keys. WTF, MOVE ALONG. Yes, I realize it may be impossible to put everything away instantly, but do it away from the register so I can buy my crap, biatch!

 

[ShadowsWithin]

I had to work New Moon midnight showing last night (kill me) and we had tons of people that would linger and ask questions like have we seen it yet etc. while there's a giant line behind them and out the door, what drivers a person to be that big of a douche? don't get it.

 

[Shpongled]

The last few posts are prime examples of proof that most people really only give a shit about themselves and don't even put others into consideration. Everything is always only about THEM.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

That's right. No. It sometimes takes me a while to get all my change and receipts and crap put away, to get my sunglasses out, etc. But do I do it right there at the register and hold up the line? No, I take it elsewhere. Out of consideration.

It's just a matter of treating others how you want to be treated, but it never works.

 

[Super Mahrio]

It's just a matter of treating others how you want to be treated, but it never works.

Yes. Its irritating. Like today, i went to get sugar out of the sugar isle and this woman with a large cart with her kid in it was just standing there. I say "excuse me" cuz she was blocking the sugar i needed. She shifted her cart in order to give the illusion she moved, but she didnt move at all. I say "excuse me" again, nothing. Finally i go around her (which i could barely fit) and say "EXCUSE ME" and grab my sugar. Bitch didnt move at all! Just gave me a look like i was a pile of shit! Gah! I just wanted to grab the sugar and she could have that isle to herself again.

 

[Shpongled]

That's right. No. It sometimes takes me a while to get all my change and receipts and crap put away, to get my sunglasses out, etc. But do I do it right there at the register and hold up the line? No, I take it elsewhere. Out of consideration.

It's just a matter of treating others how you want to be treated, but it never works.

I'm not sure what you mean by the way you worded that post, but I was definitely not saying you're "one of them".

 

[Chromatose]

It's true, I don't care about people. I was walking through the parking lot today yelling about how terrible old people are and old ladies were getting out of their cars nearby. It's alright, old people can't hear.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Kevin: I wasn't sure, so that's why I put a "that's right" and a "no"

Your post looked like it could have gone either way.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

It's true, I don't care about people. I was walking through the parking lot today yelling about how terrible old people are and old ladies were getting out of their cars nearby. It's alright, old people can't hear.

It's true, he sure did. There was an old lady staggering out of her car not 10 feet away from us

 

[Shpongled]

I meant the examples you guys gave prove that most people are assholes. You guys are not assholes. You just notice the assholes haha.

But yeah, now that you mention it and I read my post again, it could definitely go either way haha. haha you guys are assholes too!!!

EVERYONE'S AN ASSHOLE. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO YOUR ASSHOLE STORE AND BUY YOUR ASSHOLE STUFF AND THEN HOLD UP THE REST OF THE ASSHOLES, YOU ASSHOLE?!