Simpsons Questions

[metu]

Let's try this. Only Simpsons quotes; only questions.

Example: Homer to Marge: "Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?"

 

[Edgecrusher]

Homer) I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell?

 

[metu]

Homer: "Doughnuts: is there anything they can't do?"

 

[Edgecrusher]

Groundskeeper Willy: Boy, you read my thoughts! You've got the SHINNING
Bart: You mean the SHINING.
Groundskeeper Willy: Shhh, you want to get sued?

 

[metu]

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel to Homer: "What are you, some kind of moron?"

 

[Edgecrusher]

Lisa and Bart: Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad?

 

[Voice of God]

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?

 

[Edgecrusher]

Mr. Burns: Are you saying "boo" or "boo-urns"?

 

[Lord SteveO]

Snake: Uhh, wallet inspector...

 

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Bart (upon being asked to try to cheer up Rod and Todd after their mother's funeral): "Why does everything bad always happen to me?"

 

[Edgecrusher]

Moe: Is there a Homer Sexual here? Anybody here Homer Sexual?

 

[metu]

Homer: "Doughnuts: is there anything they can't do?"

 

[Edgecrusher]

and from the same episode i believe....

Marge: Homer! There's a man here who I think can help you!
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?

 

[metu]

Billie(?): I have this crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat; is she crazy?

 

[Edgecrusher]

(Bart at Sunday school)


Bart: "What if you're a really good person but you're in a really, really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"

 

[George]

Lisa: What did you get?
Bart: Moustache comb, you?
Lisa: Fake moustache...want to comb it?

 

[Arch]

Homer to Lisa: "Are you feeling stupid? I know I am!"

 

[Edgecrusher]

Bart: "I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?"

 

[Hawng]

Homer: RAHHHHHH HOMER MAD!!!!!

 

[abrasiverock]

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.