Simpsons Questions

[Valerie]

Lisa: "Quick! Swim to San Francisco!"
Homer: "San Francisco?! We're not made of money! We'll swim to Oakland!"

 

[Johnsy666]

Homer: no beer and tv make homer go something n something
Marge: go crazy
Homer: don't mind if i do blaughhhh

 

[Tomd]

Kent Brockman: So, do you think it's time for us to crack open each other's heads and feast on the goo inside?
Expert: Yes I do Kent.

 

[T_man357]

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!

 

[T_man357]

Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
(Joey runs out of the bar sobbing)
Barney: Hey! Joey Jo Jo!

 

[T_man357]

Mcbain: That outfit makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: Booooo!!!
Mcbain: Maybe you all are homosexuals, too.

 

[T_man357]

Woman: Well, you certainly broke up that meeting.
Mcbain: Right now I'm thinking about holding another meeting…In bed.

 

[T_man357]

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

 

[T_man357]

Lionel Hutz: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
Marge: But we did win.
Lionel Hutz: That's okay. The box is empty

 

[T_man357]

Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders... my friend!
Lenny: What did he say?
Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay.

 

[T_man357]

Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!
Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!

 

[MyHatred]

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

 

[T_man357]

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

Hatred...How are things Bro?? Great quote!! Here's another one...

Mr. Burns: A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

 

[MyHatred]

Hatred...How are things Bro?? Great quote!! Here's another one...

Mr. Burns: A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

Actually, I have the flu really bad right now So not to good at the moment but I have neon green teeth from all the nyquil I have taken over the last couple of days . Yesterday was my 25th birthday and I spent it puking my guts out

It was a real fun B-day:Smug: My dad had pretty major stomach surgery last friday( he got through it fine) and I think I got the flu from the people in the hospital. Damn that's a lot of emoticons


Krusty: I'm sitting here with a smokin' monkey and I dont even know what the hell you are!
Sideshow Mel: Oh Krusty, you can be so cruel when you're sober

 

[T_man357]

That's a rough way to spend your B-Day!!
I hope you get better fast bro!!

Actually, I have the flu really bad right now So not to good at the moment but I have neon green teeth from all the nyquil I have taken over the last couple of days . Yesterday was my 25th birthday and I spent it puking my guts out

It was a real fun B-day:Smug: My dad had pretty major stomach surgery last friday( he got through it fine) and I think I got the flu from the people in the hospital. Damn that's a lot of emoticons


Krusty: I'm sitting here with a smokin' monkey and I dont even know what the hell you are!
Sideshow Mel: Oh Krusty, you can be so cruel when you're sober

 

[metu]

Agnis Skinner: "Kids are so fat these days! isn't there some way we can make money off that?"

 

[Vital Remains]

Homer : I wish my husband had a good job, then i could have nice things.

 

[T_man357]

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

 

[cccrrraaannnkkk666]

Homer(in his sleep): "Ahhhh... cobras!!"

 

[cccrrraaannnkkk666]

comic book guy: "Oh.., I've wasted my life"