heres a lot of ralphs
[font=Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Arial]Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers![/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Arial]Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma![/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Arial]The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there[/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Arial]Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."[/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Arial]I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant[/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Arial]And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life[/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Arial]I found a moonrock in my nose![/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Arial]That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things![/font]
RALPH: Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.
RALPH: My knob tastes funny...
MISS HOOVER: Now, take out your red crayons.
RALPH: Miss Hoover?
MISS HOOVER: Yes Ralph?
RALPH: I don't have a red crayon.
MISS HOOVER: Why not?
RALPH: I ate it.
RALPH: Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.
RALPH: Miss Hoover?
MISS HOOVER: Yes Ralph what is it?
RALPH: My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one?
MISS HOOVER: No Ralph there aren't anymore. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning.
RALPH: Oh boy Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
RALPH: Oooo, owwww, even my boogers taste spicy!
