Simpsons Quotes

[MagSec4]

Ralph: Miss Hoover, my worm crawled up my mouth and I ate it. Can I've another one?

 

[stormy]

Homer: Allright brain. You dont like me and I dont like you, but lets just do this and i can get back to killing you with beer'

 

[stormy]

Homer: Its better to watch things than to do them.

Homer: Oh so they have internet on computers now!

 

[whatsinaname]

Joey: I'd just like to say this gig sucks
Johnny: Hey, up yours, Springfield
C.Jay: One Two Three Four

*birthday song*

C.Jay: Go to hell, you old bastard
Marky: Hey, I think they liked us

...mr burns: "smithers, have the rolling stones killed"


rex banner: "are you the beer barron?"
comic book guy: "yes, but only by night...by day i'm a mild mannered reporter for a major metropolitan news company"
rex banner: "don't crack wise with me tubby!"
comic book guy: "tubby!?!...oh yes, tubby"

barney: "hellloooo fishies"
rex banner: "alright rummy, where'd you steal the hooch, is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side??"
barney: "...ahh...yes?"


homer: "you could change your name to homer junior, the kids could call you HOJU"

homer at u2 concert: "potatoe man"
bouncer: "where the hell have you been???"

 

[stefan86]

 

[~MarttiPrkl]

...mr burns: "smithers, have the rolling stones killed"

I remember that, damn it was funny

 

[stefan86]

 

[whatsinaname]

homer: "marge don't discourage the boy, weasling out of things is important to learn, it's what seperates us from the animals....except the weasel"


Lisa: "is that a camera in the ceiling??"
man in roof: "NO, go back to sleep"

homer walks into a motel while major quimby is having sex
quimby: "vote quimby"

redneck gets off the bus at the army: "where do i get my grenades at?"
seph, it's like your life is already planned! hehe j/k

 

[MagSec4]

Homer looking at a map.
"Ooooh, there's a NEW mexico"

 

[bodomite]

hmmm they have the internet on computers now

 

[MagSec4]

Creature: I bring you peace, I bring you looove
...
Willy: It's a monsterrrr, kill it, kill it!
Crowd charges at creature
Lisa: Stop, That's Mr. Burns!
Willy: Awww, it's Mrrr. Burrrrrns.. KILL IT!

 

[MagSec4]

You guys suck.. The Simpsons are classic!

bah!

 

[Venymous]

Homer walking down the sidewalk: "mmmm...free goo"



Comedian: "...so i was at home eating dinner..."

Homer: "WOO! dinner!"

 

[Venymous]

Mr. Burns "1...1!...1!!!!!!!!! oh ill just pay for blasted lyposuction"

Homer: "WOOHOO"

it went something like that...

 

[MagSec4]

nice..

Here's a great one:

"Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no."

 

[EagleFlyFree]

lol!!

best simpsons chapter EVAR: new york!!!

 

[Venymous]

and then...

acne faced kid: "mr nemoy, we have 15 minutes left."

nemoy: "oh, well, i need to get something from my... car..."

*footsteps...screeeeetch*

 

[-Gavin-]

Homer on the plane to brazil?

"You mean hot snow falls up?"

 

[MagSec4]

(Homer walks into a shop)

Homer: Do you sell toys?
Owner: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread...we also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.

(Homer picks out a doll)

Owner: Take this doll, but beware for it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Ooh, that's bad
Owner: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good
Owner: The frogurt is also cursed
Homer: That's bad
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: That's good.
Owner: The toppings contain potassium benzoate (sp?)
(pause)
Owner: That's bad.

 

[Raistlin1980]

@Magsec

Homer: "God is my favourite fictional character"