Post them. Let me see for myself. I cannot see anything hard about slipknot's lyrics. Sure, you have to be rythmic, but same with anything. You know the audience, it is a bunch of teenage angst ridden n00bs. All you have to do is talk about hating stuff, mabye throwing in f-bombs to make it all fit the rythems. And you have to make it sound good like slipknot? That can't be hard. Honestly, I would make one up right on the spot, it I have any more time. Mabye tomorrow. Writing poetry will take me days though. Mabye during my poetry unit in creative writing, I'll make some.
Beyond lyrics, slipknot still sucks, imo. I heard duality on the radio today, right before a tool song. The tool song owned the shit out of the slipknot song. Tool had better musicians and was just plain more musical. honestly, "insane is all I got!" did not strike any sort of fear or pity into my heart. The only redeeming feature was the drumming, which was still weaker then the tool song. Here is my bet, if it wasn't for the drummer, the riffs would be less odd timed and more boring, the rythem wouldn't support the guitars, and they would sound exactly like any other mallcore band. If I graded it, I would give it a B-, and an A- for drums. Boring, uncreative, unemotional (I can see right through the fake shit. The lyricist is not insane, I've heard insane lyricists before.), and obviously aimed towards one demographic.
@ sons of northern darkness. Slipknot isn't wannabe metal, I agree. Metal goes to lows like motley crue, linkin park, ect. You aren't wannabe metal by sucking, although I wish that was the case. They are somewhat wannabe good metal though. I can hear veins of originality that would be bad for their popularity if they brought them fully out. And they have some creative moments, but not very many. I'm glad you listen to a lot of bands, but that doesn't make your opinion valid. You seem to have a more valid opinion then other slipknotheads, since you talk about the first one, before they were pressured into dry repitition and trendwhoring. It was an okay CD, but certainly not killer. Save that for something truly special.
I think I am getting near the point where it is pointless to post anymore. Obviously I am not getting through to you people.