Slutty Metal Chicks.....

[Undefined]

You will not, however, hear me backing garbage like Evanescence.

I actually think they are talented, an they definitely have some incredibly emotional songs.

 

[Brooks]

Yep.

This girl looks like she likes to pit with the boys.

There was a broad around here that used to go to all the death metal shows in a white wifebeater, and mosh around harder than most guys. It was pretty damned hot, and I bet she was the craziest lay in town.

Which also means she was probably the craziest broad in town.

 

[Dead Winter]

I like tats on girls but I don't like shit like Kat Von D with entire sleeves and shit. Too mannish for me.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Those tatoos are fucking disgusting. You consider that a woman? Theres nothing lady-like about her, that's a fucking man in my eyes.

 

[Undefined]

That girl is disgusting to me, if you guys like her, awesome, I hope you meet a chick like that someday and hook up. As for me though, I find that shit repulsive.

 

[Brooks]

Yeah, I'm not much into that bint either.


The local girl I was talking about was much sexier. Blonde, less manly, a bit more meat on her, no tattoos.

 

[Dead Winter]

What's with the Cockney, Brooks? Are you getting into character or something?

 

[Brooks]

Always, guv'ner!

 

[Liverslapper]

Regardless, I would totally hose all those chicks down with my semen.

 

[Dead Winter]

I literally can't think of a single time when something uninteresting has come out of your fingers on this board, Brooks.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'd just fuck it hard with no consideration for her comfort like I would any other girl.

Nasty fucking tatoo's. Somebody shoot the bitch. Some of you complain my pals are whats wrong with this country but I assure you women like that are much worse as individuals and have worse morals.

 

[Undefined]

Remove the tits and everything else looks like a man, even the face. FAP TO THIS EMOBOY NOW!

 

[Undefined]

I'd just fuck it hard with no consideration for her comfort like I would any other girl.

Nasty fucking tatoo's. Somebody shoot the bitch. Some of you complain my pals are whats wrong with this country but I assure you women like that are much worse as individuals and have worse morals.

WAT


my pals are always the lowest common denominator. I'd rather a drug-taking manbitch who thinks she's so hardcore than a my pals who will shoot another human being over $50 cuz it's gangsta.

 

[Liverslapper]

god I want to plummet them titaz with the force of my gigantically large tool

 

[neal]

oh whatever. john likes hoodrats and joe your girlfriend is probably part of a terrorist sleeper cell stfu you haters.

 

[Dred]

Those tatoos are fucking disgusting. You consider that a woman? Theres nothing lady-like about her, that's a fucking man in my eyes.

x2

^not metal in the least, but 54976x10^6 hotter than anything in this thread.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

WAT


my pals are always the lowest common denominator. I'd rather a drug-taking manbitch who thinks she's so hardcore than a my pals who will shoot another human being over $50 cuz it's gangsta.

You live in fucking Canada. I'm around ghetto black people everyday. They ARE NOT THAT BAD. They aren't gangstas, they're normal people like you and me.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

oh whatever. john likes hoodrats and joe your girlfriend is probably part of a terrorist sleeper cell stfu you haters.

Bull fucking shit. I have never fallen for a hood rat a day in my life. The one black woman I've EVER been in love with was whiter than I am.

 

[Liverslapper]

I want to cut her boobs off and throw them at on coming traffic then pee on her face and mold play-doh on her genitals.

 

[Dead Winter]

I want to cut her boobs off and throw them at on coming traffic then pee on her face and mold play-do on her genitals.