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M.Lehto said:
I'm taking a wild guess and saying you have no idea why that picture is funny in realation to me?
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
But the picture is funny too.
Hell Mike
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lizard
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I'll make this easier for noobs. Though I'm guessing most peopel just don't think its funny =P heh.
THESE ARE MY ARMS:
Get it? GET IT?!
THESE ARE MY ARMS:
Get it? GET IT?!
Hell Mike
fuck melodic black metal
A Letter From Memphis
Dearest Redneck Son,
Im writing this slow because I know you cant read fast. We dont live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address because the last Memphis family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldnt have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. Im not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We havent seen them since.
The weather isnt bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cutthem off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I havent found out what it is yet so I dont know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldnt get the tailgate down.
There isnt much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom
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not off topic
Dearest Redneck Son,
Im writing this slow because I know you cant read fast. We dont live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address because the last Memphis family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldnt have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. Im not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We havent seen them since.
The weather isnt bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cutthem off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I havent found out what it is yet so I dont know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldnt get the tailgate down.
There isnt much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom
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not off topic
MFJ
Active Member
Hell Mike
fuck melodic black metal
MFJ
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Yep =) Here in new england you can get Prepparing For War at Virgin Megastore or Newbury Comics.
lizard
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