so like.... i HATE snus.
its disgusting.
Wacken 2001, me and a friend of mine from Israel were camping near a bunch of swedish people. they were funny guys, we had alot of fun with them all those days of the festival, one morning, as we all got up and made breakfast together (breakfast at wacken: sauseges from a can and cherry beer -Kriek) anyways..
one of those swedes pul out snus.
my friend from israel has never seen it before, and of course asked him what it is.
me, as a big tease and the naughty girl i am, told my friend:
"OH its great! try it!"
and at the same time i told the swedes: "spela med, och sag inte ett ord"
(translation: play along guys, and dont say a word)
so he looked at me, and looked at the swedish guys, and asked me:
"ok, what do i do with it?"
so of course i told him *the truth*
"oh thats easy. you stuck it ON your teeth, untill it covers the whole white part, and you suck the juices out of it, after it gets dry, you swallow it of course. "
The swedes all looked at him smiling and nodding: "yeah yeah thats it, thats right!"
so my poor friend...
took a HUGE piece of snus... stuck it ON his teeth (and not above it like you usually do) and walked around with brown teeth the whole festival
this shit snus colors your teeth to a hidious brown...
oh my god, you should have seen the reactions he got from people thinking his teeth are so dirty and filthy .... hahah
not to mention after that he swallowed this huge piece and complained to have stomach aches... haha poor guy
thats ok, i appologized and bought him beer all that day as a peace offer
eew