so a hot chick agreed to go to the sunn O))) show with me tonight.

[lizard]

one of the coolest things about my ex cubemate the lipstick lesbian is that we could share pics of hot chicks with each other.

 

[NAD]

i used to want a nice wholesome normal girl who has only slept with people she was in love with and blah blah blah but those days are long over.

if she's smart and a bit wild, i dig it.

edit: umm, emphasis on the smart part. wild just because those types of chicks tend to be more open minded about things. stuffy broads don't like metal.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

aye, i can't stand dumb girls. They need to at least be capable of some coherent thoughts about things other than shopping and makeup shitz.

 

[NAD]

yeah i dig chicks into girly shit, just as long as it isn't the entirety of their lives.

honey, let's go see the egyptian exhibit at LACMA today then on the way home we'll stop by Slutz n' Buttz to get some thongs i can show you while listening to meshuggah.

actually i sorta had a chick like that once that maybe i should've hung on to, oh well!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah, i don't care if they like shopping and stuff, just don't talk about it 95% of the time, the remaining 5% being sleeping.

sample quote:
" i got this new pair of lowwhatever blah blah blah blah jeans and they're so awesome and blah blah blah"

I hear:
"I got pants. They fufill their role."

I reply half-heartedly:
"Thats great."

 

[lizard]

my wife is pretty cool with the no nonsense way of life, she doesn't wear alot of makeup and when we're going out somewhere she's dressed as quickly as I am.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

heh, even girls mock my friend kevin. Mostly cause he takes his time, that and he like... eats. eats before getitng ready, while getting ready and after we're done. he's like yeah, let's go, the goes and makes himself some sandwiches and a protein shake. ><

i'm one of those people that can be ready in 5 minutes (shower, hair, clothes, pitstick done)

 

[NAD]

dudes who take more than 20 minutes to get ready to go anywhere = gay.

unless you have a case of the ripshits of course.

well, i usually take 25 because i generally fall asleep in the shower. those 6 minutes don't count.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

i can assure you he's not gay. but it pisses us all off, lol.

 

[NAD]

well, if he's mowing down i suppose that's time well spent not being gay.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah, it's just excessive. Fucker never stops, and its not like me, i'm always hungry i just ignore it for the sake of time and money. He whines about it incessantly, so every 10 minutes he's got something in his mouth... footlong sub, steak, pasta, pancakes, all you can eat something or other, etc. He ate about $40 of food last time we hung out. And it was all at like... denny's, ihop and subway. This is a 5 hour period!

 

[lizard]

this morning I woke up a 546 am and realized my alarm clock hadn't gone off, I was out the door by 558. of course it helped that I had a shirt already to go with my badge and all and had showered the night before.

thanksf00ly I remembered to apply the pitstick.

 

[lizard]

yeah, it's just excessive. Fucker never stops, and its not like me, i'm always hungry i just ignore it for the sake of time and money. He whines about it incessantly, so every 10 minutes he's got something in his mouth... footlong sub, steak, pasta, pancakes, all you can eat something or other, etc. He ate about $40 of food last time we hung out. And it was all at like... denny's, ihop and subway. This is a 5 hour period!

hmmmm...I would say this clearly illustrates an oral fixation and the desire to cram large amounts of meat into his gaping maw.

 

[NAD]

christ that's a lot of food. does he run 90 miles a day?

 

[lizard]

he is known as "Mr. Creosote"

 

[Reign in Acai]

Is this the Sunn 0))))))))))) gig at the Echo Lounge?

 

[NAD]

yep. you going? if so look for Afroman wearing a zappa t-shirt, quite certainly drinking beer.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I lost all motivation. Feel free to give that chick a nice pelvic pummeling in my honor though.

 

[NAD]

if i get the opportunity, i'll yell "TOUCH MY NAKED!!!" just for you.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

dudes who take more than 20 minutes to get ready to go anywhere = gay.

unless you have a case of the ripshits of course.

well, i usually take 25 because i generally fall asleep in the shower. those 6 minutes don't count.

I take like 30 minutes to go somewhere if I've just woken up. I'm like Kramer, I don't understand how people take such quick showers and actually get clean.