the summer after my senior year, i was sitting on the porch with my roommate at about 9 am after having not slept in quite some time and having been at a party the night before, and she was doing the crossword and was like "ten-letter word for antibacterial that starts with T" and i completely seriously said, "TEUTROGENA", sleep-logicking that if the word doesn't fit, it can be MADE to fit.