So I got an iPod today....

[JayKeeley]

Fed Ex Santa dropped it off.

30Gb. Music. Video. Slideshows.

Metal and Porn in my pocket =

Xmas has come early.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

You would think that porn in your pocket might be convenient, but I hear that other people disdain mastrubation on the bus.

 

[NAD]

philistines.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you said it dude

 

[JayKeeley]

Ah, but I take the train. Whole different crowd.

 

[Birkenau]

I'm taking my iPod back to the shop tommorow, piece of shit isn't working and the battery was down to about 3 hours on a full charge anyway (I've had it for 11 months).

I actually should have made a more informed choice before I bought my iPod, I'm guessing there were probably more worthwhile products at there at the time, but whatever.

 

[NAD]

let's get back to mastrubating in public, shall we?

i got a handjob in the backseat of my friend's jeep while he was driving and my ex-girlfriend was sitting in the passenger seat, directly in front of me. whoa.

also to prove how uncool i am, regardless of that story, i once choked it at my grammaw's house while watching Dream On. it was an episode with NO TITTIES and i was PISSED. but finished the job anyhow.

 

[lurch70]

i got a handjob in the backseat of my friend's jeep while he was driving and my ex-girlfriend was sitting in the passenger seat, directly in front of me. whoa.

hmm ... this is impressive. you have a cool friend. I would have demanded to be next (to get a handjob that is)

 

[Chromatose]

let's get back to mastrubating in public, shall we?

i got a handjob in the backseat of my friend's jeep while he was driving and my ex-girlfriend was sitting in the passenger seat, directly in front of me. whoa.

also to prove how uncool i am, regardless of that story, i once choked it at my grammaw's house while watching Dream On. it was an episode with NO TITTIES and i was PISSED. but finished the job anyhow.

dude, dream on, the hbo series?

that show ruled

 

[NAD]

dude totally. that show did rule but that episode made me SO ANGRY.

that dude later appeared on Kingpin, a shortlived miniseries on Bravo which kicked ACE. seriously, i've tried to get lurch to watch it and he says "6 hours, fuck you NAD" to which i could only respond to with tears. big gay tears.

 

[lurch70]

DREAM ON was indeed one of those great series ... whatever happened to Brian Benben???

Will rent Kingpin one day Nad ... running out of good movies on Netflix anyway.

 

[Nate The Great]

Ipod's are too trendy. I had to get a different brand just because I hate trendy.

Handjobs are trendy as well . . . but I can compromise my standards from time to time.

NAD, was this a guy or a girl that gave you the handjob. I don't think you specified.

 

[General Zod]

i got a handjob in the backseat of my friend's jeep while he was driving and my ex-girlfriend was sitting in the passenger seat, directly in front of me. whoa.

Once got head from a girlfriend, while I drove my Trans Am, with one of her girlfriends in the backseat.

Ahhh... memories.

Zod

 

[Dark One]

Once got head from a girlfriend, while I drove my Trans Am, with one of her girlfriends in the backseat.

Ahhh... memories.

Zod

.

Except substitute Probe for Trans Am.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Ipod's are too trendy. I had to get a different brand just because I hate trendy.

Handjobs are trendy as well . . . but I can compromise my standards from time to time.

NAD, was this a guy or a girl that gave you the handjob. I don't think you specified.

Actually, saying iPods are trendy IS trendy. So you just nullified your own existence.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Ipods are gay because they are made by apple. And apple is the most homosexual corporate entity to ever exist.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Ipods are gay because they are made by apple. And apple is the most homosexual corporate entity to ever exist.

lol, and why is that exactly?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

what other company forces you to buy everything and everything else you wish to do for their products DIRECTLY from them at their special little stores. Plus everything is a nice gay white with rounded edges and is all fruity ass pretty. Whatever happened to looking functional or fierce!?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Well, Apple doesn't exactly force you to buy their stuff anywhere; I got my iPod at Best Buy.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah, i'm referring to their computer products mostly, and as a computer geek. Apple's are gay.