so. i'm on vacation

[minxnim]

but i have to sit in my house until 1 and wait for the cable guy so we can finally get high speed internet.

come ON CABLE GUY i have things to do.

 

[minxnim]

things like get a massage and go to chinatown

 

[minxnim]

also things like walking across the brooklyn bridge before it rains and getting a new nameplate necklace.

 

[minxnim]

also, why are ipod minis the same price almost as the regular ones?

 

[minxnim]

and i want to buy this bmx bike but the girl is never home WTF

 

[coelacanth_M]

i want an ipod so badly. i actually almost signed up for that www.freeipod.com thing today. it's supposedly not a scam, but i have so many debts to columbia house and similiar deals from the past. i'm not going to get into that sort of thing again.

 

[minxnim]

that tempted me also. rather, i think i will just run myself further into debt and BUY one eventually because i'll cave in.

a guy even offered to buy me one but i felt weird.

 

[lizard]

yay minxnim is back!

 

[xfer]

"go to chinatown and get a massage"

 

[coelacanth_M]

that's what i first read too, and the phrase "happy ending" immediately ran through my head. we're perverts.

 

[xfer]

i think the mini ipods are much less capacity than the regular ipods, but the technology is miniaturized, so it costs just as much for less.

i CANNOT WAIT to get home and fiddle with my new ipod substitute tonight.

 

[lizard]

but Alex what if Orrin Hatch passes his bill?

 

[minxnim]

cable guy is still not here

 

[xfer]

if that bill gets passed by orrin hatch
i think i'll kick him in his snatch

 

[azal]

christ.

 

[minxnim]

how weird that alex said that as my newest saying is
"i'm going to punch that bitch in the box"
(overheard on the subway two weeks ago)

 

[xfer]

that's excellent, and i'm going to use it in the future.

 

[minxnim]

or my intern's take on it:
"man... PUNCH THAT GUY WHERE IT STINKS!"

 

[minxnim]

the cable guy is here and he looks like rerun and keeps calling me sweetheart!