So, kids, I'm going to cut my hair in the coming weeks. (Photos of balding, beware)

[Captain Beard]

My hair had thinned to the point I'm tired of dealing with it, so I'm going to a beautician lady (not a barber) so she can give me clues on what would look grand on my head at this point (Barber'll do whatever you ask for).

You doesn't see my hair down in photos much anymore, and here's why:

(Odin help us)

NOW tell me, in all honesty, I don't need a hair cut.

*nods* I'm Bill Kurtis.

It will not change my attitude, or musical preferences, or heritage, despite popular myth about long hair.


Now, thoughts?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

What about that hair restoration stuff Captain?

 

[Chromatose]

let it go: SKULLET

 

[Malergion]

You should get a samurai cut.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm not paying in the thousands for a surgery I'd have to cut my hair for anyway (you gotta start off short again for it)

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Oh if it cost thousands fuck that

 

[Captain Beard]

What the fuck is a samurai cut?

 

[Captain Beard]

let it go: SKULLET

You're mean. No serious, I hate it now though.

 

[Malergion]

I am going to cut my hair in mourning for your loss.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

go a head, cut it, it is time sir.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Only fags, like Dan, cut their hair.

 

[reese_apoc]

You're mean. No serious, I hate it now though.

no, dude!!! Skullet=awesomeness!!! look at Devin Townsend!

 

[Captain Beard]

I thought about it, and I feel there are better looks on me than the one I'm currently rocking, which can be called proto-skullet. I doubt full skullet is much sexier.

 

[AsModEe]

shave!

 

[Captain Beard]

No! I'm not going to shave the top of my head every damned day, I don't even do that with my FACE.

 

[AsModEe]

shave

then wear a cap

 

[Captain Beard]

I was thinking just a bit longer than short, but if she recommends it, fine.

 

[Calamitas1786]

You could shave it bald and grow a wicked pair of sideburns. Cutting edge and practical.

 

[Captain Beard]

That would be weird. I'll consider it.

 

[Chromatose]

The world needs more mutton chops.