So, kids, I'm going to cut my hair in the coming weeks. (Photos of balding, beware)

[El Stormo]

Yeah! It would be awesome!

 

[Captain Beard]

It doesn't impress the females here! Or anyone else, for that matter. This isn't Kentucky!

 

[El Stormo]

Shame.

 

[Captain Beard]

Let's see your mullet.

 

[El Stormo]

I'm not cool enough for a mullet. I just have stupid long hair in a ponytail.

 

[Captain Beard]

How gay! I know a lot of fruits like that!

 

[El Stormo]

Yeah. Steven Seagal phoned me yesterday to tell me he was going to kick my ass for copying his hairstyle. I'm not scared of him.

 

[Captain Beard]

Tell rebirth to leave you alone, and ask how he got your number?

 

[MorganJ]

There's nothing cool or sexy about rats tails. Townsend looks like a dog. Shave that head!

 

[MetalSteph]

Cap - You're totally missing the obvious solution. Why hasn't someone thought of this before?

All you do is cut some off of the length, dye it a dark color- say dark reddish-brown, then wear a cowboy hat.

I bet that would work.

 

[Captain Beard]

I am considering a hat. I need one that fits. I have a very big head that contains far too much awesome.

 

[EricT]

Rock the fuckin sombrero.

 

[neal]

Cap - You're totally missing the obvious solution. Why hasn't someone thought of this before?

All you do is cut some off of the length, dye it a dark color- say dark reddish-brown, then wear a cowboy hat.

I bet that would work.

kitty has claws!

 

[Captain Beard]

Haha, Sombrero? Holy shit that would be awesome.

 

[-Syl-]

Cap - You're totally missing the obvious solution. Why hasn't someone thought of this before?

All you do is cut some off of the length, dye it a dark color- say dark reddish-brown, then wear a cowboy hat.

I bet that would work.

hm, it sounds... familiar