So, kids, I'm going to cut my hair in the coming weeks. (Photos of balding, beware)

[Dead Winter]

If it comes form a woman, you're in trouble.

Yes, but what if it's your own?

 

[Captain Beard]

Beard mess? use Head & Shoulders and scrub the skin flakes out. Keeps it shiny and soft for days.

 

[Chromatose]

Yup, I have a tendency to get beard itches, but head and shoulders keeps that at bay!

 

[Captain Beard]

So awesome 3/4 demigod posters recommend it!

 

[Dead Winter]

Yup, I have a tendency to get beard itches, but head and shoulders keeps that at bay!

Hmmm. Interesting.

Once my beard grows out after a certain point, it stops itching. But when it's between short and long is the fucking worst. It drives me crazy. Sometimes I don't even want to touch it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Then shave and go with smooth faces.

 

[Rebourne]

Ugh the thinning parts look awful, I say shave the stragglers and go for the skullet.

 

[Captain Beard]

No shit it looks awful, that's why you don't get to see it normally.

 

[Rebourne]

LOL it's just the thinning that looks weird to me, I don't know why but I think the horseshoe thing looks good though. Shave it into one of those, would be strange just shaving the top of your head though. but whatever.

 

[Captain Beard]

I have no clue what I'm going to do just yet. That's why I'm asking one of those hair ladies that know what they're doing.

 

[Mephistophiliac]

ha ha!

SMEG HEAD

Since when did Kryton ever get called a smeg head?

 

[Altitudes]

comb over?

 

[Captain Beard]

That's called trying it back, which I do already.

 

[Kiss The Void]

thou shalt not abandon the skullet!!!

 

[Rebourne]

Oh man comb overs are horrible, never do that.

Unless you can do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1dKFCZQaxE

It's fucking amazing...

 

[Brett]

I'm thinking of doing this now.... I'm afraid to lose my hair too. It already started.

I never understand why people are so concerned about their hair. It's like some people believe that if they're balding they're becoming less of a man. Getting old, obsolete, dying, won't get to fuck teenagers anymore, etc.

Besides, the greatest man ever shot into a woman's vagina is bald.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMWtbqbT7hI

 

[Tee]

I think you shouldn't cut it yet.
this style with the tail you always have looks fine to me.

 

[Chromatose]

Since when did Kryton ever get called a smeg head?

I was going more along the lines of it being said by him, tbh. Imagine your own word balloon.

 

[El Stormo]

You could put on a short wig and sport a hip, neat-looking mullet?

 

[Captain Beard]

Mullet?