So you want to cum like a bison?

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

These spammers are getting weirder and weirder.

 

[Captain Beard]

bump

 

[Metal head87]

Hahahahahahahahahaha. But damn, I never get those kind of emails.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

oh, this thread has made me laught mightily. not so mightily that 13 nuns explode. more like 3. but i have been laughing to a certian extent. and it has been mighty.

 

[Shpongled]

I got a fucking awesome one the other day....

"You inherited a small dick from your father and think there's nothing you can do to fix it."

 

[Anvil]

I remember this.

 

[chaos69]

These spammers are getting weirder and weirder.

actually my cats'.....

 

[Tee]

I only get those lame ones where I'm offered to enlarge my penis... :s

 

[PlatypusJesus]

And oh boy do you ever need it, Tee.

 

[Tee]

oh boy, I have it long. Jeremiah.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

HEY EVERYBODY! Tee has a big penis!

Edit: What the hell is up with this anyway? All of the chicks on this board have big penises. What about the men? Save the inches for us!

 

[El Stormo]

Speak for yourself, LoM

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I don't have to. Pretty much everyone on this board can speak for me at this point.

 

[Tee]

HEY EVERYBODY! Tee has a big penis!

:Spin:

 

[flying_whale]

 

[Black Tears]

Figured I'd contribute a few more. I personally like the first one.

 

[Black Tears]

Someone on the internet seems to think I have a really small cock and that I want to make a jizz bomb of Hurricane Katrina proportions.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Apparently your wife would really love a sperm firework for her birthday.

 

[Metal head87]

Maybe you would like to use wood to play pool.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahahahaha "you have a big heart, but a small penis" thats the best one