When i was about 14 i ran full speed into a telegraph pole while i was playing football with my brother.....i kicked the ball high into the air and ran for it, i didnt take my eye off it and was tackled by the telegraph pole in the corner.
I bounced of it onto the ground, stood up in a haze and started to walk, then i fell down again and crawled to my room and laid on the floor without moving for about 30 minutes. I had a graze on my cheek but that was it.....it REALLY hurt.
There isnt much give in a telegraph pole, go find one on the street and check, you will see im not lying!
I didnt score the try either.......i was winning the game up till that point though.
So in summary, hope you had a laugh! (in one of those "funny as im glad it didnt happen to me" laughs

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