Song(s) that describes you

I kidnapped Mr. Peabody and his "way back machine"
when we got there I sold him to a chinese restaurant

I punched every girl I saw in the face
on the way to the booth to vote for Hitler

I went back in time and voted for Hitler

I just voted for Adolf Hitler
 
Extreme - Little Girls

It's not fair what they put me through
Please tell me what am I supposed to do
Why do I get myself in this situation

There must be some logical
Answers why I rob the cradle
Can this be love or just infatuation

Little girl come out and play
I got some candy for my baby
It's your sweet sixteenth birthday celebration

Thank heaven for Little girls who
grow up in a most peculiar way

You might think she's too young for me
(Little Girls)
You know I always say you're as young as you feel
(As you feel)
Yeah, I might be crazy 'cause I like them so young
(Little Girls)
But with little girls the best is yet to come come
(Yet to come)

Some they say I'm too old for her
Old enough to be her father
Incestual blood is thicker than water
Do what's right not morally wrong
Flesh and blood can only be so strong
And it's my god not yours I'll have to answer
 
Even though it doesn't describe me, the part of Death's Pull the Plug fits well with plug pullers in DotA. "THERE IS NO HOPE WHY DON'T YOU......... PULL THE PLUG"
 
I identify strongly with Behemoth's Conquer All

here's the video subtitled.
Obviously, not with the actual lyrics so much as the message. Or whatever.

Also, the Sex Pistols' Anarchy In The UK, especially Megadeth's version


And of course, this one:
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I didn't ask you anything. I was just making fun of some stupid fuck who creates a gay thread and then decides trying not to be gay and asking to delete it which just prooves how awesome is level of his stupidity.
 
I identify strongly with Behemoth's Conquer All

For a friend of mine, that would be the truth as well. Seeing as how at work the other day, he conquered a 14 year old's arm with a massive steel door.

That'll learn that little shit.