Songs about Wanking

[narcisco]

I posted this in the infamous ejaculations (not just wanking by the way) thread about prostrate cancer prevention, stating that the only song that I knew that mentioned masturbation explicitly was by a Melbourne band which I can't remember the name of which was released about 4-5 years ago, maybe more.
Titled Self-Abuser it was an ironic(is there any other way) take on wanking. In a Aussie Rock sort of style I guess.
Anyway does anyone know of any other songs that mention wanking.
and what was the name of that band.

 

[FangsFirst]

hmm...well Prince's Darling Nikki does, as I recall (that's where the PMRC came from! YAY!) and Turning Japanese by the Vapors is pretty notoriously about it, and Cyndi Lauper's She-Bop is pretty blatant (something about the 80s? I don't know)

umm... White Stripes' It's True That We Love One another has an offhand euphemistic mention...

 

[Cyclonus]

Blood Duster - Pornstorestiffi

"I like to run around, rubbing my... STIFFIIIIIII"

 

[narcisco]

Keep them coming.........Look I had to say it.

 

[Parasite]

A Perfect Circle - "Thinking Of You" is very obviously about beating it.

 

[OfficerDown]

Anal Cunt - I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth

 

[Beth]

I posted this in the infamous ejaculations (not just wanking by the way) thread about prostrate cancer prevention.

"prostrate cancer".....
teehehe

 

[Lee_B]

"Turning Japanese" - The Vapours, a song about being in prison and wanking so much your eyes go all slanted...

 

[R.I.P.2]

Well, this may not count but in the chorus to Heartwork it sounds like Jeff is saying:

To masturbate, to degenerate...

(The band is Carcass, of course.)

 

[veil the sky]

dark reflections, ejaculation.

 

[StephenSLR]

Isn't Millions of Peaches by the Presidents of the USA about rooting peaches, or so I've heard.

Pearl Jam named their band after Jizz and it is rumoured 10cc named their band after the volume of jizz per ejaculation which is 9cc, they thought they were one better and named themselves 10cc

Little Red Corvette is about the head on Prince's dick.

 

[KleptomaN]

MASTURBATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
IS ARTIFICIAL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

The song name is Lust Control - The Big M

It's a Christian Punk band singing about how masturbation is wrong. The most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

 

[FangsFirst]

The song name is Lust Control - The Big M

It's a Christian Punk band singing about how masturbation is wrong. The most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

I would like to beat, maim or kill everyone who thinks masturbation is wrong.
christ, you wanna create sexually-repressed rapists, prevent people from having a sexual outlet until they're married and you'll be much better off than giving them porn.

 

[KleptomaN]

I would like to beat, maim or kill everyone who thinks masturbation is wrong.
christ, you wanna create sexually-repressed rapists, prevent people from having a sexual outlet until they're married and you'll be much better off than giving them porn.

I just want to point and laugh.

 

[FangsFirst]

I just want to point and laugh.

Perhaps that's a better reaction, but I've a mild distaste for "moral high ground" on debatable harm (ie, only harm is due to religious beliefs as far as we know...unless you do it too much and like, run yourself raw or whatever, but that's different )

 

[doomedmistress]

The Devinyls - I Touch Myself

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Heres one from UKTV:

"I'ma wanker, i'm a wanker, does me bloody well good like It bloody well should..." :err

 

[Arch]

Nirvana - Spank Thru
Devo - Whip it (I think)
Divinyls - I Touch Myself

 

[squarenothing66]

Nirvana - Spank Thru

That one is quite the classic, and it's so obvious.

"I can beat it, I can touch it, bend it, shape it, mold it..."

Not sure if those are the exact words, but it's something along those lines.

 

[LuminousAether]

Pig - Spank the Monkey


And the most obvious one: Mr Bungle - The Girls of Porn

Lyrics:
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else Ginger...Ginger My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly


More bungle: Backstrokin'

Lyrics:
Happy to be backstrokin' (do dat do dat do dat dat do dat...) Fartin', pissin', and strokin' my fucking dick