Spawny learns a song

[spawn]

Nope, cant do that middle breakdown bit! But I havent been practicing it for a while now, I can do all the other riffs, but not all at once. Well I can but it sounds rather sloppy the longer the song goes

 

[Southy]

Like a wet fart?

 

[spawn]

No it sounds more cohesive than that. If you had never played guitar, never saw bands live and never listened to heavy metal I could fool you into thinking I was an ok guitarist.

 

[Southy]

...so like a wet fart under water?

 

[spawn]

No. One with DISTORTION!

 

[Spiff]

Just learn bits and pieces and then put it together using some fancy software, Spawny. Then get us to download it and we'll all be impressed and go "ooh" and "aah" a lot.

 

[Goreripper]

Pro-Tools!

 

[spawn]

I could do that. Plus I could speed it up and be better than Steve Vai.

 

[Southy]

But know spiff has blown the theory well apart, we will never be fooled

 

[Southy]

now even

 

[spawn]

Ill just post the MP3 of Angel Of Death and tell everyone my vocals sound a lot like Tom Araya.

 

[Southy]

What a plan

 

[spawn]

Im smarter than the average bear.

 

[Southy]

Well Im gueesing the average bear aint that smart

 

[spawn]

I think the average bear can spell out guessing in morse code roars