Spawny, someone must pay for this...

[Spiff]

You remember that groundbreaking, never-before-thought-of idea I had of a metal parody website like the Onion? Well, someone's beaten us to it by about 3 years:

http://www.infernalcombustion.com/

Oh well.

 

[spawn]

Those f**kers!

What the hell am I going to do with all the shit I wrote NOW?

 

[phlogiston]

Put is up anyway. Infernal Combustion ain't all that funny anyway. Except for the story about the guy fixing metal. And that was pretty poorly written.

 

[spawn]

Im WAY funnier than them. WAY. But I cant make a website. Anyone care to do so? I wrote all the stuff, but cant put it on a webpage, it only needs to be a simple one.
I should buy some webspace and a domain name, how doy ou do that?

 

[phlogiston]

I got plenty of time on my hands now You need some help?

Spiff might be the best to ask about space and domains though, I've never done it.

 

[spawn]

Yes. Yes that would rocketh

I only need one page, no links needed or anything, just made up like a newspaper or something along those lines, I have tons of stuff written already.

We can call it..... Something like Metal Weekly, only cooler and more hip.

 

[mattt]

that site is pretty shit anyway

you guys should do a similiar site but make it better - ie. a better web design....... but yeah id support ya's if you did do one

COME ON! GET OFF YER ASS!

 

[spawn]

I cant believe we were ripped off like that. Alien technology must be in use.

 

[Spiff]

Spawn, you have 5mb or so with iprimus, so use that for a start. I can walk you through setting it up if you like.

 

[spawn]

I TOLD you, I cant do that! I dont know what my password is, and yes I know im online, but my password is saved so I never needed to remember it...

Its 6 letters, does anyone know what it is?

 

[spawn]

http://www.planetdomain.com/iprimus/

Ok, if I buy a domain from there is that good?

 

[spawn]

Its SEVEN letters, no wonder I couldnt guess it... Hmm... Maybe its buslady or something.

 

[spawn]

Fuck I rule, I just guessed it!!!!!!!

 

[spawn]

Ooh I have webspace... AND email!

 

[spawn]

It wasnt buslady by the way, I signed up before I met her. Well before I saw her anyway. Well, thats one drama solved, anyone else got any problems I can help with?

 

[Blitzkrieg]

LOL, your such a tripper Spawny.

 

[Joe Salami]

Good one spawny...

You just keep talking away to yourself there...