Special Delivery from Europe: my black Xmas tree

[Ryan VH]

thats the design johan hegg from amon amarth has on his necklace

 

[Captain Beard]

They won't ship me any or even give me a price. They want me to go to THEM.

Edit: Wait, email list of dealers... Yay!

 

[Loner]

thats the design johan hegg from amon amarth has on his necklace

Mjolnir - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[MajestikMøøse]

thats the design johan hegg from amon amarth has on his necklace

You are such a retard, my brain hurts thinking about the fact of your existence.

 

[Lord Foul]

You are such a retard, my brain hurts thinking about the fact of your existence.

Ignorance is correctable - patience is commendable.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

patience?

This is the GOD DAMN INTERNET!

 

[El Stormo]

Haha. I knew that post was going to catch flak ^_^

 

[Lunar Still]

thats the design johan hegg from amon amarth has on his necklace

Yeah, that definitely asked for some criticism, as much as I hate to say it.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

maybe I was a little too harsh


BUT COME ON

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Gahahahahahahhhahah.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

awesome tree. but why did you order it from europe???

 

[Karmic]

hahahaha oh god...


and Karen.... what a nice gesture... since it was obviously directed at me and me only <3

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

wait... just noticed the Mjolnir!!! good news

 

[Dead_Lioness]

awesome tree. but why did you order it from europe???

Because there are no black Xmas trees in America.
trust me I have looked EVERYWHERE.
In fact: some people in big department stores even game me wierd looks
for asking hahahaand if its not on Google.......

I believe America is too "precious" for black Xmas trees :Smug:

 

[Dead_Lioness]

hahahaha oh god...


and Karen.... what a nice gesture... since it was obviously directed at me and me only <3

hahahaha!!!!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

thats the design johan hegg from amon amarth has on his necklace

Assuming what you meant was just to point out Johan has a certain Mjolnir design on his neck: then you're right.
This kind of Mjolnir, with the head: is the oldest form of Mjolnir ever discovered.
Later the design "dropped" the head.
Johan has many mjolnirs he wears, but one of them: is this one.

 

[Captain Beard]

Because there are no black Xmas trees in America.
trust me I have looked EVERYWHERE.
In fact: some people in big department stores even game me wierd looks
for asking hahahaand if its not on Google.......

I believe America is too "precious" for black Xmas trees :Smug:

They believe a black tree is associated with Satan. I asked at work what they thought of black trees. So, yeah, thats why you can't find them.

 

[Lunar Still]

They believe a black tree is associated with Satan. I asked at work what they thought of black trees. So, yeah, thats why you can't find them.

But Satanism is supposed to be diametrically opposed to Christianity, and black isn't the opposite of green. A truly Satanic tree would be red.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well blame the ignorant christians I asked, not me. I personally like pagan (and black) stuff. I just prefer not to wear black. I like blue jeans and plaid

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ well, people are simply stupid and simple minded for thinking Black means "satan".
Black also means power, royalty, and elegance.

If people are christians: then black in icongraphy in early renaissance probably symbolize death, but it also symbolizes mystery.
Above all: In early christian art black stood for faith by associating with the color of the robes the monks wore.
by wearing black: they announced they give away the "old life" of pleasure and habits they formaly kept, and adopting to a new life dedicated to god.
So really: the people who say "satan" about black, are mainly ignorant and idiots


Thanks though, David.


and Russel: haha red tree