Speculation about the new album!

[Aurvandils tá]

That would be even better than these Godzilla vs whatever movies!

If I was you I didn't say this... Godzilla may be dead but mecha-godzilla will come and whipe you out! I think It would be cool if they changed a bit because now it's just boring and every song has the same bloody story !!!!!!11!!!eleven!!!!1!!! It would be cool if amon amarth turned into nsbm uke:

 

[Phelice]

Sometimes, I do feel so much like crying...

 

[Alasdhair]

MORE BATTLE SOUNDS!
The lyrics for the 7th and 9th track will be written by Johan's beard
MORE BATTLE SOUNDS!!
The 5th track will be accoustic (grandpa's guitars)
MORE BATTLE SOUNDS!!!
The first track will be completely in Suomi because Fins and Swedes are such great buddies.

That made me hard!

Maybe Johan could style his beard some hands.

 

[Trashhead]

contrary to the belief of some, Johan's beard kicks Chuck Norris' beard on all levels.

 

[Aurvandils tá]

You're wrong because what you call Johan's beard IS chuck norris' beard. He just gave it to Johan for borrow

 

[Phelice]

You're wrong because what you call Johan's beard IS chuck norris' beard. He just gave it to Johan for borrow

No, it is Chuck Norris's underarm hair! We all know that Chuck Norris doesn't shave his armpits, because the razors are afraid of his hair!

 

[Aurvandils tá]

He is the only man on earth who grows a beard so all men who have hair in their faces are in Chuck norris' favour!

 

[Vilewoman]

Godzilla and Ninja Warriors VS Chuck Norris's beard.
Now that should be the first song on their next album.

 

[waif]

I think that should be a 20 minute epic

 

[Aurvandils tá]

I LOVE songs like this!

 

[sublevels_of_death]

12 tracks for AA? more brutality packed onto one cd. i anticipate it greatly.

 

[waif]

what is this?

 

[GmT-Curwen]

No, it is Chuck Norris's underarm hair! We all know that Chuck Norris doesn't shave his armpits, because the razors are afraid of his hair!

Actually, Chuck Norris's hair would cut the razors if he tried to shave.

@VileWoman: I think it should be the last one, because after that fight there would be nothing left to talk about.

 

[Trashhead]

Johan's beard could beat Chuck's any day. And even if by any remote out-of-space chance Chuck's beard would gain the upperhand, Johan could always call in from Chuck Norris' arch-enemy.

 

[waif]

TECHNOVIKING!!!!!!!

 

[Beave]

I'm getting weirded out here. This thread has descended into sheer madness.

 

[Beave]

I tell ya, y'all got a lot of growin' up to do.

 

[Vilewoman]

I tell ya, y'all got a lot of growin' up to do.

Why?

 

[Beave]

Just messin'...




Believe me, i'm the last person who should be telling others to grow up..

 

[waif]

I'm getting weirded out here. This thread has descended into sheer madness.

Technoviking? Come on...


Anyhow, yeah, if we could have serious speculation that would be cool.