Favorites:
Kyle Cease (Lives a few miles from me woohoo)
George Carlin
Jim Gaffigan
Doug Stanhope
Joe Rogan
Brian Posehn
Gabriel Iglesias
Bill Burr
Demitri Martin
Mike Birbiglia
Dance Cook is an overrated toolshed. Some of his material is OK, but the "BK Lounge" joke makes me sick.
Doug Stanhope and George Carlin; NUFF SAID.
Brian Posehn for obvious reasons.
Sarah Silverman's stand up sucks, but her show is entertaining.
The only good female comic is Bonnie MacFarlane, Rich Vos' wife. Other than that, fuck female comics, they bitch about their kids, lines in grocery stores, and their floppy vaginas.