Starbucks' White Chocolate Mocha this morning: 8:30 AM

frostgiant: The restoration and upgrading of deteriorated urban property by middle-class or affluent people, often resulting in displacement of lower-income people.according to the dictionary.
 
exactly.
or like when a ton of rich/annoying/spoiled/white people (i'm being snotty on purpose) move into park slope brooklyn, and landlords raise the rent from $300 a month to $1,200 a month so people on welfare can't afford it, or people with low incomes.
it used to be a really crazy interesting ghetto like 15 years ago. now it's like, well... boring?
 
that first post reminded me about this chromosomal defect that i have (a condition sometimes referred to as "double X"), that causes a monthly poop-n-anger marathon.

:wave: hi screwdriverqueen
 
screwdriverqueen said:
wait wait wait.

are saying that you ejaculated into the triops bowl without me?



if so,

:( x 4.3

(also, i'm surprised that they did not jump out of the bowl and swim up your urethra. lucky?)

I stood up and applauded after reading this. :tickled:
 
oh jesus!

wow. misunderstanding/mid-reading of the post!

i'm so sorry. i was *really* tired when i read this and i read "poop-trip" as "poop-triop" (i thought toby was using this as a playful, loving term for the triops.)

i just assumed that "white chocolate mocha" referred to ejaculate, because i used to talk about jerking off into the triops tank pretty often, once we got them started/hatched, etc.

anyway, i thought he was saying that at 8:30 AM he had spanked his monkey (producing the "white chocolate mocha") into the triops tank/bowl and when he checked again at 11:45 AM, there were only 5 triops left (the sperm was deadly to the triops, and killed off all but 5, in my mind.)

and then i was really angry that toby conducted this experiment without me, taking notes, etc.

GAH, this was a disaster! :/