Steven says men can't pee standing up

some people have signs like that at home, yeah that's true, but I saw those signs in denmark, sweden, italy, greece, switzerland and austria, too.
But I never saw one in a public restroom...
And believe me, I peed in many restrooms :D
 
some people have signs like that at home, yeah that's true, but I saw those signs in denmark, sweden, italy, greece, switzerland and austria, too.
But I never saw one in a public restroom...
And believe me, I peed in many restrooms :D

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and I've yet to see a public restroom without a urinal......perhaps he sat down on one of those?, lol
 
yeah, and if there's a sign like that it only means you shouldn't because you can hit the toilet seat
you just have to aim right! ;)
Go to France, they even have no real toilets sometimes, you have to stand, but not only to pee, and for women, too.

Isn't this the same guy who said that Obama has to die?
 
yeah, and if there's a sign like that it only means you shouldn't because you can hit the toilet seat
you just have to aim right! ;)
Go to France, they even have no real toilets sometimes, you have to stand, but not only to pee, and for women, too.

Isn't this the same guy who said that Obama has to die?

Yeah, he said he should "melt like a snail". :guh: I hope the secret service pays or has paid him a visit. Is it any wonder why I've turned against most organized religion?

The first time I saw those Turkish style toilets (at least that's what I was told they were called)...just a hole and some places for your feet...I was thinking "what the fu...??" :lol:
 
I'm a little confused with the different responses. So they do have some signs but not in public? If in public, is this enforced in any way? Sorry, I know very little about Germany.
 
It is all about pee on the toilet....so alot of people want you to pee while sitting, and it is very comon in europe with that sign´s.

BUT

Nobody force you to pee while sitting.

I never pee while sitting....it always ends up with a shit
 
I'm a little confused with the different responses. So they do have some signs but not in public? If in public, is this enforced in any way? Sorry, I know very little about Germany.

Dude, it's absolutely 100% bullshit. Some people will have signs at home that ask you to sit down so you won't spray all over the place... but not at public restrooms for fuck's sake.

I've never, in my life, sat down to take a piss (taking a shit excluded of course). Even with a broken leg etc.

I rather clean up right after the fact (I can control the snake though), than sit down.

What really should be prohibited, is gals hovering above the seat. The result is just nasty. If you ever had to clean up a public restroom for girls, you know what I'm talking about. :loco:
 
...What really should be prohibited, is gals hovering above the seat. The result is just nasty. If you ever had to clean up a public restroom for girls, you know what I'm talking about. :loco:

I know what you meant. But what's even worse (like I see here at work...a corporate environment at that) is a few guys that are either so lazy or so afraid to touch a toilet seat, that they don't bother to lift it before pissing. Not what you want to see when you reallllly need to take a dump, and now you have to take time to clean the damn thing!
 
I'm a little confused with the different responses. So they do have some signs but not in public? If in public, is this enforced in any way? Sorry, I know very little about Germany.

Basically, some public restrooms have signs like that to tell people "HEY! STOP PISSING ON THE GOD DAMN FLOOR!".. and ive seen them in Sweden, Norway, Finland and Poland, and im pretty sure that there are similar signs in the us.

Its not like everyplace has them, just the places that get fed up with having to clean up peoples piss all day long! ;)
 
Basically, some public restrooms have signs like that to tell people "HEY! STOP PISSING ON THE GOD DAMN FLOOR!".. and ive seen them in Sweden, Norway, Finland and Poland, and im pretty sure that there are similar signs in the us.

Its not like everyplace has them, just the places that get fed up with having to clean up peoples piss all day long! ;)

Haven't seen anything like that here (that's not to say there aren't any though). But it never ceases to amaze me how many guys can't even pee into a urinal here without pissing all over the floor in the process. Maybe they need their eye sight checked. :lol:
 
Even being the token Christian for this board, I don't feel compelled to agree. In fact, I strongly disagree. And I could prove him wrong since I read more than just select passages of the Bible.

LOOK OUT I'M A PAGAN I READ THE NEW KING JAMES VERSION WTF?!?! Haha.

But seriously, I don't blame you guys at all for rejecting any kind of religion after hearing crap like that. I mean piss. Excuse me.