Steven says men can't pee standing up

Even being the token Christian for this board, I don't feel compelled to agree. In fact, I strongly disagree. And I could prove him wrong since I read more than just select passages of the Bible.

LOOK OUT I'M A PAGAN I READ THE NEW KING JAMES VERSION WTF?!?! Haha.

But seriously, I don't blame you guys at all for rejecting any kind of religion after hearing crap like that. I mean piss. Excuse me.

You're not "the" Christian on the board. You've just missed some other threads. ;)