"stop working out" says the missus

[nutslap]

"youre getting too big" says the missus, in hope of getting her way. but little does she know that this only further fuels the nutslap to go forth and conquer

recommend me metal that will grab my balls and squeeeeeeeeeeeeze while i pump reps on the bench

np: high on fire - fury whip

 

[nutslap]

especially john

 

[neal]

you're on the right track with the High on Fire

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Eh if you're gonna listen to High On Fire you might as well just listen to Motorhead.

 

[neal]

theres plenty of time for both!!

 

[Shpongled]

Eh if you're gonna listen to High On Fire you might as well just listen to Motorhead.

Hey Mr. "Cheesesteak and pizza all day every day" dude... you got a lot gall comin' into a thread about workin' out and spittin' your evil hate all over the place!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Hey I worked out once. I think I listened to Primordial.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I agree with your lady. Buff guys = uke:

 

[WorkerPig]

Meshuggah's militant style is great to work out to.

 

[Anvil]

I find Gojira is best for workin' out.

 

[Lordlucid]

I agree with your lady. Buff guys = uke:

Whateva juggs!:Smug:

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

We both know all the good metal already haha.

But I've been working out to this song a lot

 

[nutslap]

check out the gains mang

yeeeeeeaaah

is that from cocaine? its been on download for the past 10mins, i think i got the wrong file though. the tracklist is all wrong

 

[nutslap]

Buff guys = uke:

im not into assless chicks anyway

 

[derek]

You are getting big though, dude.

 

[Anvil]

That almost looks roid-erific.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

It is from Cocaine which is actually a mixtape of the album Heroin coming out next month.

And DAMN, that's a tremendous difference since the last time I saw you. You'd beat the shit out of me that's for sure ahahaha. Keep it up man.

 

[Enemy242]

beastly. I'll obviously get a shitstorm for this but Hatebreed and (some) Unearth songs are amazing for lifting. The groove and heavyness just drives you to push and gets you pumped up like none other. I need to find some new music though since I swear i've listened to album so much that I know basically ever part. Lifting shouldn't be for looking pretty though, it's just awesome to push yourself and see how much you can progress and it's a great way to get out stress and make yourself feel stronger and better.

 

[Anvil]

I do it for health and maintaining a balance on all my injuries. I have so many of them, that doctors said I'd be in a wheelchair by now thanks to my back... Fuck ya for self rehabilitation! I also do a lot of plyometrics and yoga, so it's not just about brute strength, it's about overall athleticism and fitness.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Not me. I work out specifically to look better for the ladies. If there were no such thing as ladies, I would let myself turn into a fat disgusting slob.

I agree with Hatebreed by the way. Working out is the one time it's ok to listen to them, lol. Have you heard the new Immortal, nutslap?