"stop working out" says the missus

[derek]

He's using a thesaurus.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'm Canadian too! If I was being sarcastic, that would implicate the joke on me as well. Tyler, don't let these American douchewackers beguile you with treasonous thoughts. ESPECIALLY that shpoongle kid. That band is a bunch of hippies that took one too many vision quests on peyote... Bad news there, buddy. Bad news.

Seriously, get the fuck off this board. NOBODY likes you. You're dissing Kevin? Get the fuck out of here. Kevin is the coolest guy on the board, you dolt. You aren't funny, you have shit taste in music, and nobody likes you. Maybe Tyler because he's Canadian, I don't care.

Your post fucking suck, your sense of humor sucks, and most people think you're a cunt.

 

[Anvil]

Naw, he dissed Shpongle... time for a fucking witch hunt.

 

[stefan86]

I'm making coffee A sandwich along with it perhaps...

 

[derek]

If there is an opportunity to have a sandwich, one must take advantage.

Sandwich it up!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Hey, sorry for that rant. I was really fucked up when I wrote that last night.

 

[Craysh3]

are you all fucking serious? Did any of my last post looking anything close to serious for you? I'm not gonna post sarcasm anymore if none of you can spot it. Misspelled the name, talking about hippies which have NOTHING at all to do remotely with the awesome music of shpongle... If you guys have a personal vendetta against me, honestly just muster up the balls to PM me and we'll sort it out, but if not just stop being giant asswipes of human beings around here.

 

[Lordlucid]

Shut up whores!
Sandwiches are being talked about!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

are you all fucking serious? Did any of my last post looking anything close to serious for you? I'm not gonna post sarcasm anymore if none of you can spot it. Misspelled the name, talking about hippies which have NOTHING at all to do remotely with the awesome music of shpongle... If you guys have a personal vendetta against me, honestly just muster up the balls to PM me and we'll sort it out, but if not just stop being giant asswipes of human beings around here.

There's nothing to sort out. And there's nothing "manly" about PM'ing you.

I admit I was wrong about people in the past. I don't know what my deal with azal was, but I fucking love the guy now.

But you are just the worst poster I've ever seen in my five years on this board. Furthermore, where the fuck do you get off telling us to "stop being giant asswipes around here" when some of these guys were posting on this board before you even listened to Nevermore?

 

[derek]

Sandwiches.

 

[Chromatose]

I enjoy sandwiches!

 

[derek]

Me too. Hot damn.

I had smoked tofu with some really sweet soya mayonnaise and thinly sliced peppers on a long whole wheat roll dusted with oat flakes. I gotta admit it was really great.

 

[Lordlucid]

Soya?

 

[derek]

Yep. I don't eat meat, and this was from a vegan sandwich place.

 

[Craysh3]

Var, I could just as easily ask how you have the balls to consider me as the worst poster on this board... You never once actually listed out any one particular flaw about my personality or attitude or the content of my posts. As far as I can dissect it, I'm just not rubbing you funny bone and when you don't laugh or agree with someone's opinion around here, you just nail them to the neverboard cross of sequestration. I have absolutely no idea what you were trying to convey with your last point about neverboarders listening to nevermore more than me or something, but I do need some clarification on that one if you don't mind, please and thank you. Everyone around here is a highly opinionated and somewhat narcissistic individual, because everyone here assumes that anything they post around here from pictures of their cats to the sandwiches they ate for lunch will be significant enough for people to care about it, which includes myself no doubt.

I'm now simply asking you, where do I differ where everyone else manages to stay in line with your nazi-esque "good guy" filtration process? Besides being a relatively new poster, obviously. And the fact that I don't "get" some people around here. Big fucking whoop, as if I'm the first guy in the universe that has a bit of trouble adopting to a certain homogeneous group's general mentality about the way they approach life.

 

[derek]

OK, I'm going to cut in. Shut the fuck up, nobody cares.

 

[Craysh3]

Derek, I'm just trying to solve this shit once and for all, so that I don't get verbally mauled and raped every time I post anything of insignificant value.

 

[derek]

Don't take it so seriously.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Var, I could just as easily ask how you have the balls to consider me as the worst poster on this board... You never once actually listed out any one particular flaw about my personality or attitude or the content of my posts. As far as I can dissect it, I'm just not rubbing you funny bone and when you don't laugh or agree with someone's opinion around here, you just nail them to the neverboard cross of sequestration. I have absolutely no idea what you were trying to convey with your last point about neverboarders listening to nevermore more than me or something, but I do need some clarification on that one if you don't mind, please and thank you. Everyone around here is a highly opinionated and somewhat narcissistic individual, because everyone here assumes that anything they post around here from pictures of their cats to the sandwiches they ate for lunch will be significant enough for people to care about it, which includes myself no doubt.

I'm now simply asking you, where do I differ where everyone else manages to stay in line with your nazi-esque "good guy" filtration process? Besides being a relatively new poster, obviously. And the fact that I don't "get" some people around here. Big fucking whoop, as if I'm the first guy in the universe that has a bit of trouble adopting to a certain homogeneous group's general mentality about the way they approach life.

Sorry derek, have to respond.

I'm drunk at the moment so I couldn't take all those paragraphs in but from what I did take in, my response is, I simply don't like your personality. I don't like the way you post. You may continue to post, of course. I don't run this board. Hell, now that Will doesn't give a fuck anymore and Captain is laid back I guess it's a free for all.

But I will give you shit each and every time you make a post I don't like which is most of your post because you are socially retarded. That's the impression I get from you anyway.

And I know I'm FAR from perfect.

 

[Chromatose]

Me too. Hot damn.

I had smoked tofu with some really sweet soya mayonnaise and thinly sliced peppers on a long whole wheat roll dusted with oat flakes. I gotta admit it was really great.

I was reading earlier today about baked tofu sandwiches. You can bake the tofu with bbq sauce. I could go for that right about now.

Though, smoked, you say? HMMMMMMMMM