"stop working out" says the missus

[nutslap]

i have. and if there were no chicks, not only would i stop working out, id kill myself

 

[derek]

 

[stefan86]

I usually listen to some pretty aggressive intensive stuff. "Reign In Blood" last time actually It's almost too fast for the task at hand though

 

[Captain Beard]

Get as muscled as you wish, the extra energy you burn to maintain mass means it's easier for ninjas to catch you during endurance contests.

 

[derek]

Valid point.

 

[Craysh3]

what type of ultra maximum fuckingyourmotherwhileyourereadingthis-edition protein shake are you using these days?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Another hilarious joke by Craysh. With great punchlines like "HAIRY JEWISH BALLS LOL" and "ICANTYPEABUNCHOFWORDSTOGETHERLOLOLOL", we're sure to be laughing for days.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hah.

 

[Craysh3]

why the fuck does everything have to be a fucking iranian riot with you man? Jesus tittyfucking christ, if you don't find it funny, ignore it and move on, or better yet, if you're such an expert on quips, take my shitty ones and turn them around yourself. Fuck.

 

[Anvil]

Hey now, I found it quite entertaining.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Mother Ass Raping Mary, please forgive me for this fucking Hiroshima Fuckfest broseph. I'm sorry I don't appreciate your raunchy and controversial approach to humor!

 

[Craysh3]

And that's how I can tell you're the canadian around here, tyler

 

[Anvil]

What's that's supposed to mean.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

g'day mate

 

[Shpongled]

What's that's supposed to mean.

Based on the quality of his shit jokes, I'd say he's calling you a simpleton.

 

[Anvil]

Wow, what a jackass. And here I was just trying to be nice because people were ganging up on him. Fuck you then, Craysh3.

 

[Shpongled]

But I could be wrong, too.

 

[Anvil]

Whatever. Anyways, how 'bout those Yankees?

 

[Craysh3]

I'm Canadian too! If I was being sarcastic, that would implicate the joke on me as well. Tyler, don't let these American douchewackers beguile you with treasonous thoughts. ESPECIALLY that shpoongle kid. That band is a bunch of hippies that took one too many vision quests on peyote... Bad news there, buddy. Bad news.

 

[Anvil]

Whoa whoa whoa... I may be Canadian, but you just dissed Shpongle?! You're dead to me, buddy.