Story of Arhven Nirmuls, make it up.

[Naku ist krig]

Info:

*Name Arhven Nirmuls
*Nationality: Finnish
*Lives in: Small village called Ryöpälä locate next to Joensuu.
*Age 17
*Family: Mum and lil´brother aged 14. + Dad but living seperated due to divorce.
*Arhven is a virgin.
*Arhven likes Children Of Bodom
*He is not of his sexuality but still he thinks that Alexi is sexy.
*He isn´t in a school of anykind.
*Nor in a job
*Arhven smokes a box of cigarettes per day.
*Arhvin isn´t real character, fictional yes.
*He has no future without you.
*He has deformed head so that might hamper his social activities.
*He has quite slim physique.
*That is all you need to know. That is all I know.

da rules:
*Make 2 hours at the time (4wo persons do one day,changed) .
*Day lasts for 8 hours because The Earth is quite speedy.
*Nothing too insane like: "fistrape at the dawn of Ragnarök after receiving a blowjob from George W Bush."
*Try to be accurate and imaginative, so this kind of day isn´t good:
"Arhvin wakes up,he eats and begins to masturbate. Somehow he has problems in having an orgasm and he wanks whole day. Then he goes to sleep"
*Starting date is 14 June 2003 at time 9:00.





And if you know someone with deformed head, this isn´t meant to sound racistic or anything like that.


Official Idiot,yet ideal member with his natural born innocence.
Btw, you should always be aware of the red light in her soul. It tempts insects.
NP: Sonata Arctica - Last Drop Falls


EDIT: Making it clearer and changing the rules little bit.

 

[rahvin]

i don't get it. what's with the link? and what am i supposed to do?

rahvin.

 

[Siren]

@rahvin: the link is supposed to be picture of Arhven Nirmuls (damn, i managed to type it!) who has deformed head. Of course since Arhven exists only in our imagination, you have to imagine the picture too.
Now read again first post, it can't be that hard to get the rest... And it won't be that hard for you to post smt better next time, given your writting skills.

 

[rahvin]

@rahvin: the link is supposed to be picture of Arhven Nirmuls (damn, i managed to type it!) who has deformed head. Of course since Arhven exists only in our imagination, you have to imagine the picture too.
Now read again first post, it can't be that hard to get the rest... And it won't be that hard for you to post smt better next time, given your writting skills.

pfff. you're too clever for me today, smart-maid.
it's too darn hot, i can barely sit here nakkkked listening to hair metal, forget about my writing skills until the heat wave's over.
btw, i get the feeling that guy's name anagrams to my nickname + something funny...

rahvin.

 

[Erik]

btw, i get the feeling that guy's name anagrams to my nickname + something funny...

"rahvin slur men"

 

[|ngenius]

I love the first part, when Realhazard post a link and then says: "It doesn't work, yes". As for the rest, I would enjoy RealHazard's experiment-threads if they were a little bit more... more... a little bit less. If Arhven Nirmuls is a 14 y-o boy who doesn't wanna lose his virginity because he thinks that there are very few things a man born with... it would be... different. And less hurting to the eyes.


|ng.

 

[Thanatos]

I can see the picture, and I think the thread is supposed to be like "write a day in the life of this fictional character" (round robin, anyone? )

 

[Naku ist krig]

14 June 2003:

Arhven wakes up at 8:59 because of a sound made by his mum in next room. He dresses up and goes to see her, and what he sees. Unknown man humping his mother with bestial speed,or a stud would be more correct defination.
Shocked of that Arhvin puts his shoes on runs out from the apartment.
He runs to nearest shop,and gropes for his wallet.Yes,he finds it and those 25 euros in it. What could he do with that amount of money? Buying some beer would be quite considerable option.
So he enters a small grocery called Siwa and head for beer/cider section.
He grabs 2 Sixpacks of Karjala-beer and heads for cash register.
Sales lady gives him a harsh glare and then asks: It is ok for you to drink beer with that head of your? Huh kid?
Arhven sobs and says: Just sell me the fucking beers? OK?!?
Plump sales lady:OK, I need money. Some extra you see,
With 30 EUR you get those 12 bottles you wanted. Deal?
Some angry youngsters are shouting in the head of the line: Hurry bitch, we don´t have the whole day for this!
Arhvin freaks out, leaves the beers, and semi-runs out from the grocery.
He looks at his watch, it shows that the time is 9:21.

Arhvin decides to go visit his good friend: Matti (16 yers).
During the walk to he notices that his mobile phone rings; it is Matti.
Matti: Hi, what are you planning to do today?
Arhvin: I now coming to your place..
Matti: You are?
Yes says Arvhin with little bit annoyed tone on his voice.Then he continues his travel.
Matti lives all alone in a block of flats on a rent unlike Arvhin, his mother owns their house.
Arhvin rings the doorbell, half-naked unathlete comes to open the door.
What time is it? Asks Matti.
9:45 answers Arhvin and steps in from the doorway.
"Here, look at this" says Matti and hands a cd to Arhvin. It is newest of Arcturus, The Sham Mirrors.
Arhvin looks at the cover and puts the cd on a desk. He has something more interesting on his mind.
Matti goes to living room and starts to look for video tapes.
And there it is,of the things most important in a life of teen ager:
Children Of Bodom live bootleg for Japan.
He turns on the vcr and puts the video in.
But what he sees it not sweaty body of Alexi Laiho, it is a sweaty body of Afroamerican guy having sex with a busty blonde who´s screaming like being raped. During an eye-blink Matti runs to see the act.
This some good shit says Matti and finds himself comfortable position to enjoy the movie. Arhven is too confused to off the tv or to walk away so he just watches when black man with a long black bamboo tries out a white girl.
After two lesbian acts,4 fake female orgasms, 3 man ejaculations, one blowjob, one buttfuck and couple of "normal" intercourses screen goes black and weird sounds are coming from vcr. Damn! Tape must have went into two pieces says Matti with a shade of red on his cheeks.

I guess I have to go now says Arhvin and looks at the clock on the wall,
time is 10:52.
So Arhvin leaves Matti with his broken porn tapes and goes to sit on bench next to bus stop.His mother calls and asks where he has been and when he is coming back. Arhvin quits the phone call without answering.
Time is 10:59.


NEXT!

 

[Naku ist krig]

I hope this worx ok.


I found new place, again.

 

[Erik]

Why did you lose the Children of Bodom shirt?

 

[Naku ist krig]

@phyre: i forgot it. sorry.