Stupidest Metal Song EVER!

[Whiplash402]

i agree..cherry pie and all limp bizkit are the worst metal tunes ever!

 

[karrokid]

at least the cherry pie video had a hot chick to distract your attention from the lame song, what about "the down boys" that song sucked hard and, the video had that cheesey thing where they all dropped to their knees and were head banging. warrant was "headbanging" that in itself is fucking funny.

also "pour some sugar on me" blows ass. i hope def lepard only wrote that song to get laid. any other reason deserves a beat down. they had to be laughing when the guy who wrote it brought it to rehearsal. someone had to say "man, is that gay but, i bet we'll get a lot of snatch-a-roo"

 

[eighteeschick]

and Cherry Pie. If this is metal, so is AC/DC?

Hey now, you leave my Warrant alone.

 

[ThraxSA]

...anything by Warrant/Winger/Poison/Venom/Kingdom Come or Cinderella....

 

[Thrillho]

Mad Dog, by Anvil ( Worst song EVER uke: )

that's funny, because puke is usually what follows after you drink mad dog.....

Nothing by helloween could be considered stupid! They are always joking around and they flaunt the cheese with pride! Nah it's cool if you don't like it. I <3 helloween though.

Let's see, worst metal song ever......... I'm gonna go with any song of of St. Anger. I think the fact that Metallica used to be an awesome band makes their bad songs even worse.

It's one thing to suck from the very begining. It's another thing to start off so amazing only to end up sucking so damn much.

 

[metal_thrashing_kansan]

worst song ever? Well, I am looking at actual metal, not hair metal because I hated all hair metal. At 12, when Poison and Motley Poo was all the thang, I was into Metallica, Slayer and getting into cannibal Corpse. So...here goes...
ok. I stared at my monitor for a good 5 minutes before it occured to me that I could not narrow it down. So I will refer to a genre that just gets under my skin. Anything like Helloween. Ugh. That high pitch scream just irritates me.

Biggest dissapointment? Enter Sandman. I waited so long for that album, and expected another Justice. I heard that song and said "WTF" and soon every prep in my school loved it......ugh.

 

[spitzs lazy eye]

Hey now, you leave my Warrant alone.

Dont worry, i dislike that Brett Michaels? guy/girl/it much more Every pic s/he takes he has that gay mouth pose. WTF is that? One would think he likes little boys.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

"Girls, Girls, Girls" by M&#246;tley KUK!

One more girl and they have mentioned everyone in that band. It always hit me that a bunch of sexists like the glamscene dressed like prostitutes. Or maybe that was some sort of statement?

 

[T_man357]

D.R.I. - Thrashzone, The whole Cd!!

I love the riffs and they are one of my favorite bands...But c'mon, this album is more like a public service announcment that a metal record....

Songs like: Gun Control, Give A Hoot, Abduction & Beneath The Wheel were musically great (as far as crunch and sound) but sucked lyrically BIG TIME!!

 

[dailyvault]

As much as I love them, Iron Maiden have two for me that qualify. (Three if you include "Quest For Fire" - gotta agree with y'all on that one):

"Public Enema Number One" and "Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter". No wonder that CD collected so much dust sitting on my shelf.

 

[freakbrother6969]

Fucking Euro-metal CHEESE.

Well, US-Metal sometimes is cheesy, too:
Manowar: EVERYTHING

That's why I love (laugh) King'O'War:
http://www.trashvideo.org/kingowar/

My Favorite song (not really from Manowar, but it sounds like 'em):
is from KING'O'WAR (You MUST download the Video!):
http://www.trashvideo.org/trashvideo/media/video/kingowar/Kingowar_Stainless_Steel_divx.avi

mp3 EYE OF THE TIGER: http://www.trashvideo.org/kingowar/X-tiger.mp3

And for all who hate/love SqueezingBallsMetal, listen to this (especially the END!) It's also a geat parody:
http://www.thebasscowboy.com/bu_chaaahhhh.mp3

For real: I HATE all the HighVoiceSteelKnightsWarriorTrueMetal.

 

[eighteeschick]

I know I have posted before that I am changing my tapes to CDs and some tapes that I have, I bought greatest hits for because I can't afford to buy like 5 cds right now to complete the collection. Anyway, one that I got was Poison's Greatest Hits. Inside it explains how all the songs came about (which I didn't know this stuff until I got the CD). So if you are REALLY interested in knowing what Unskinny Bop means, keeps reading:

(begin) This song was a freak of nature and was never intended to be a Poison hit. I (Bret Michaels) give Bobby and Rikki a lot of credit for this song because they came up with the awesome groove. As for the guitar riff, C.C. walked into the rehearsal hall with a famous female porno star in tow. He plugged in his amp and just started jamming. (C.C. has an amazing ability to pick up on music ideas and create great guitar riffs out of them). I immediately tried to grab her attentin with by singing some real sexual lyrics, which eventuallyled to Unskinny Bop. My singing never grabbed her attention but the tongue in cheek sexuallyd riven lyrics, cwhich were written in a matter of minutes, spawed the first single of of Flesh & Blood. (end)

I didn't write this as a debate but because a few people mentioned the song and I just found out where it came from myself, I thought I'd pass on the information.

 

[johnnieCzech]

I'd vote for something from Shit Anger. How about Invisible Shit, oops I meant Kid.

 

[Drokk]

Well, US-Metal sometimes is cheesy, too: Manowar: EVERYTHING

Too right! "Blow your Speakers" OMFG! I haven't heard Hellhammer and I don't want to.

Maiden, what hath thee wrought?

As much as I love them, Iron Maiden have two for me that qualify. (Three if you include "Quest For Fire" - gotta agree with y'all on that one):

"Public Enema Number One" and "Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter". No wonder that CD collected so much dust sitting on my shelf.

Definitely Maiden's worst album. Some alright material there, and I actually like the groove to Public Enema, but...wtf?? Gonzo fetish porn? Anyway, lacklustre material on that record.

For me, the stupidest fucking heavy metal song (well, in this case, probably hair metal) is Milwaukee band Haphazard's "Back-door Bliss".

 

[ZeeZooZum]

D.R.I. - Thrashzone, The whole Cd!!

I love the riffs and they are one of my favorite bands...But c'mon, this album is more like a public service announcment that a metal record....

Songs like: Gun Control, Give A Hoot, Abduction & Beneath The Wheel were musically great (as far as crunch and sound) but sucked lyrically BIG TIME!!

I don't know man. Thrashzone is better than Four of a Kind and their lyrics have always been politically obvious. "War Crimes?" "Capitalists Suck?" Etc....

I always hated "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica. I don't mind ballads but I always found the song to be too cheesy....

 

[Thrillho]

man you guys really don't like helloween!

Don't like high pitched vocals? And you listen to old Anthrax? Oh well.... I'll always love you, Helloween!

 

[T_man357]

I don't know man. Thrashzone is better than Four of a Kind and their lyrics have always been politically obvious. "War Crimes?" "Capitalists Suck?" Etc....

I don't know...I just don't see it. I mean, "I give a hoot and I still pollute" c'mon man!!! Or how about, "I won't kill, but I think I'll shoot"
or my favorite "Abductors must be really sick something in their heads don't click"....Ya think?? Again I don't know...I own it, Saw them when they toured with it..And have had it spinning in my stereo more than once....But it's weak (IMO)

"We'll force you to be nice to each other, Kill you before you kill each other
Violent Pacification" That's good stuff!!

 

[efkarpos]

D.R.I. - Thrashzone, The whole Cd!!

I love the riffs and they are one of my favorite bands...But c'mon, this album is more like a public service announcment that a metal record....

Songs like: Gun Control, Give A Hoot, Abduction & Beneath The Wheel were musically great (as far as crunch and sound) but sucked lyrically BIG TIME!!

You gotta be kiddin
d.r.i. made worst albums than this
thrashzone is akiller one

i vote for life of agony. i just bought a rare-bsides collection and still searching for one good song
even the cover to sod sucks

 

[T_man357]

You gotta be kiddin
d.r.i. made worst albums than this
thrashzone is akiller one

i vote for life of agony. i just bought a rare-bsides collection and still searching for one good song
even the cover to sod sucks

Alright already!!!! I had a feeling I should'nt have picked a cd that I still listen to...I don't agree that D.R.I. has made worse albums (Full Speed Ahead is pretty bad....)But They're one of my favorite bands and I should'nt have hung them out to dry like this.....Screw it I'll just jump on the hair metal or metallica bandwagon.....I retract my earlier D.R.I. post..

 

[ZeeZooZum]

I don't know...I just don't see it. I mean, "I give a hoot and I still pollute" c'mon man!!! Or how about, "I won't kill, but I think I'll shoot"
or my favorite "Abductors must be really sick something in their heads don't click"....Ya think?? Again I don't know...I own it, Saw them when they toured with it..And have had it spinning in my stereo more than once....But it's weak (IMO)

"We'll force you to be nice to each other, Kill you before you kill each other
Violent Pacification" That's good stuff!!

all right, you got me on that one.....I just read the lyrics for "Abduction"..... that's some pretty cheesy rhyming going on